Adult SmS on Mobile
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this she
got off the bed, slapped her husband, and shouted, "I told you not to do it in
doggy style !!"
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ik khadra ja raha tha us k peche ik larka or ik budha ja raha tha larkay ne
khadre ko gadi mare khadre ne peche mon ker k budhe ko kaha k ye misscall tum ne
dee hey budha kameez utha k kehta hy k mare pass to balance hey nahin ehy
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ik adme ulta or nanga leta hota hey peche dsra adme ake us ki gand pe tabla
bajata hey leta ho adme sedha hoke bolta he le ab bansure bajha
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Q. What did the left Boob say to the Right Boob?... A. Sab Laafda Neeche Hota
hai, Hum khamakha Pakde jate hain.
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Q. What is the similarity between Tea and Girl?... A. Both are Hot, Both have
Milk
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Q. What similar things do you prefer in your coffee and your girlfriend? ... [a]
Both Should be HOT , [b] Both Should be RICH , [c] Both Should be creamy , [d]
Both should be able to keep you up all night!
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Girl opening her legs aur apney boy friend se poochha hamarey bachey ka naam kya
hoga? he wear condom n says iss k baad bhi ho gaya to Jaadugar rakhengey
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A man phoned and asked Hello is it 221714? Abrar:Urdu main bolo. Man:
D0-D0-Ek-Saath- Choda? Abrar:No Sir Teen-Teen- Ek-Sath Choda, 331714
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HUSBAND:Please ajj kernay do WIFE: No HUSBAND:Jewellery lay dunga WIFE: No
HUSBAND:Ghar Lay Dunga WIFE: No Beta Bola: Papa Mery Maarlo aur Cycle Dilado
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Badan uska silky ho, Breast uski milky ho, Dekhne me chikni ho, Pehni usne
bikini ho, Neche uske chimney ho, Lamba apna danda ho, Usme jaake thanda ho..
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