Adult SmS on Mobile
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
God made flower, god made cheese, God made you for me
to squeeze, god made fanta, god made pepsi, when god made you, damn he made you
sexy
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Peaches r sweet and so r plums, I have a degree in playing wiv tongues, U be my
teacher in how tongues flex, and we become masters in hot oral sex.
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A newly married gal got 1st class in her B.Ed xms. Her xcited husbnd sent telgrm
2 her parents - my wife FIRST CLASS IN BED''
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Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the
sofa and fart.
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I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also
an M.D.
"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our
love-making
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...
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"The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open."
- Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
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Q-Wht's common between man n monkey?
An-monkey daal daal pe koodta hai aur man daal daal ke koodta ha
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I have one You have one , Your mother uses your father's one , And your auntie
uses your uncle's one , A married lady would acquire one , But a divorced lady
would lose her one , Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one , Michael J. Fox has
a shorter one , Madonna doesn't have one , The Chinese usually have short ones ,
While the Indian usually have long ones , Do you have one? ?, How long is your
one? ? , Which one is your preferred one? , (see below for answer) what you are
thinking of! go down...... Answer : its your Surname, what else ? but I like the
way you think :-)
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Friendship is like peeing in ur pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel
it's warmth.
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