Adult SmS on Mobile
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Sardarni went 2 gurudwara one evening.
Sewadar raped her.
She reported 2 pathi.
He raped her.
She reported 2 granthi.
He raped her.
She delivered baby.
After 3yr she went 2 school for admission principal asked father's name.
She replied
"SHIROMANI GURUDWARA PRABANDAK COMMITTEE"
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In a party,a lady wanted to go to toilet.She said to a Sardar- sardarji susu
karne ki jagah dikhao.He replied-U naughty girl,pehle tum dikhao!!
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A lady asks a sardarji "what time is it?" sardarji says"bra- panties".The lady
hits sardar and says"I asked time"sardar says"baarah payntis(12:35
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Definition of Luv in 2009:
LUV remains till end of LIFE, only PARTNER changes,
every season:
Summer -1,
Autumn - 1,
Winter - 1,
Spring - 1, n lately
Monsoon -1.
Wish even i wud ve enjoyed all these seasons -)
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There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park.but nothing is more
be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
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From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur
tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm..............NEW
SHOES!!!!!!!!!! He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked-
swallowed and had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN
MOSQUITO
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What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come
here and I show you
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