Adult SmS on Mobile
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Major Rohail 2 Wife: Aaj faisala ho kr rhe ga,
Batao kis kis k sath soti ho?
Anti Misba: Qasam se, Sirf ap k sath he soti hoon
Baqi loag sonay kahan daitay hain
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.Patient: Doctor Mjhe Noormal POTTY Nahi Aati
Chawal Kahaya Tou Chawal Nkle
Roti Khayi Tou Roti Nikli
Normal k Lye Kia Karon
Dr: Pooty Kha
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Akele ja rahe the jivan k in kathin rasto par.
Hairan
pareshan
udas
thake hue phir ek mod par aap mile aur bachi hui zindagi ki bhi maa chud gai
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ladki- sir mjhe is baar class mein 1st aana hai plz help me . aap jo bologe main
karoongi.
guru-thik hai to kholo apna................
kitab aur padai shuru karo
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1 kanvari larki peshab test karwane gai. galti se us ki report kisi se change ho
gai.
DOCTOR:aap ko to bacha hai...
LARKI: AB TO UNGLI PER BHI BHAROSA NAHI RAHA...
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bv ko dost k sath bed pe dekh pati ne dost ko goli mar di. bv boli apne gusse ko
kabu karlo varna sabhi dosto se hath dho bethoge.
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Raju: Meet my Wife Tina.
Raghu: Oh! I know her.
Raju: How.?
Raghu: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Raju: What d Hell.?
Raghu:10yrs ago,In d History Class...
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Shiyari Se Tujhe Koi Kam Nai,
Tu Qatal B Karde Tu Tujh Pe Elzam Nai
Kabhi Tu Ayega Tu Mere Ghar Dawat Khane
Palang Pe Lita K Na Choda Tu Mera Naam Nai,
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