Adult SmS on Mobile
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Anti Misba: mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu, kyu k
aj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi
Sardar: khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do
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Bubbli: papa nokar ne mera rape kr dya
.
Major Rohail: hy! O Rabba meri beti ne
Uska kya bigara tha?
.
Bubbli: mei ne nokar aur ami ko
Sex krte huve dekh lya tha
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Time is Money
Major Rohail ne apne behn k
Driver ko both mara
.
kyu?
Customer complains
"larki time pr nhe pohnchti"
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Major Rohail apni shadi ke CD dosto
Ko dekha k both pachhtaya
.
kyu?
.
Major Rohail shadi wali CD mei se
"SUHAG RAT" wala scene
delete krna bhool gya tha
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Pregnant Anti Misba chat pe
Tange khol k leti hue thi
.
Major Rohail: ye kya ho rha hy?
.
Anti Misba: Dr. ne kaha hy k
Taza hawa bache ke sehat k lye achi hy
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Misunderstanding
Anti Misba: Dr. said I got "Cute Vagina"
Major Rohail: No No Dr. said u got "Huge Vagina"
Doctor: U both are stupid I said
She got "Acute Angina".
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Major Rohail ka size 10 inch tha
Major Rohail ki
B.V
MAA
Aur
BETYAN
Major Rohail k Size se
Preshan ur tang rehty
Kyu?
Kyu k 10 number ka juta bari
Mushkl se milta hy.
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