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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA


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Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha,

Principal entered in class an asked angrily:
Kis ka period chal raha hai??
4 larkian sharmatay hue
sir hamara
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PAKISTAN mein 85% log sex is liye nahi kartey kion k us ko jaga nahi milti.

YOU R RIGHT?

Main b ik bar sex karna chahta tha par jaga nahi mil rahi thi phir larki ney bataya k sex ki jaga to tango k darmeyan hooti hai.
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Sunna hy ap shalwar kameez ur skirt zeyada psand krti hein
ur SAARHI se nfrat hei
kyu?
Anti Misba: saarhi mei taange kholna mushkil ho jata hy
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Ek Punjabi larki ko peche se Pathan ne ungli di or
Chup gia.
Peche ek 65 sala baba kara tha.
LARKI: Baba g miscal apne di?
BABA shalwar kol k bola mera to balance hi
Khatam hai.
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Bubbli class mei gadha le aye
Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho?
Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein
k
mei bre bre gadho ko insan bna deti hu

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