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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Why is golf a wrong game?
coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole. Instead of holding of the ball n putting the stick in the hole.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Team India k khiladyon ko raat 2 baje ek aadmi ne ph. Kar puch: tumhari biwiyon ko gaand hai kya? Khiladi: hai! Aadmi: to unki marona desh ki marte ho!
A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133
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Cricket stump or aadmi ki stump mein kya farqu hai. Zyada kuch nahi. Cricket stump Hari ghans mein gusai jati hai. Aur aadmi ki stump kaali ghans mdin
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Indian cricket team ka sponsor kise karna chahiye. A. Whisper ultra, coz team undergoing its worst period.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Table tenis kya hai?
Room ke undar, table ke upar, bulb ke niche de taka-tak. Le taka-tak.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Womens tennis is more complicated to watch coz in every shot three balls bounce and u r a confusion which balls to watch.<
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Din mein suraj ghayab ho sakta hai roshni nahi. India toss jeet sakta hai mach nahi. Hum musktrana bhul sakte hai tumhe...!
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Apun ki dosti koi Pepsi nahi jo dil mange more. Koi cricket nahi jiska har pal badle score. Apni dosti to LIC hai jivan k saath b jivan k baad bhi....!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Teacher: change in to english. Aap ko beizzat karke laat maar kar bahar nikala gaya. Phir wapas bulaya gaya. Student: u has been Gangulified!!
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South African-hum zyad sixes marte hai. Australian-hum bazi marte hai. Indian-hum jhak marte hai. Pakistani-hum coach ko hi maar dalte hai.!!
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