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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Avoid buying product endorsed by indian cricketers n help them to concentrate on their main job forward this msg. N say Hu Ha India Wapas aya. (Ayaz-Osmanabad 9326506070)
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Q. Difnc btwn hook in cricket and hook in bra.
A. One send balls out of boundry and one keep balls inside the boundry.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Umnid na haro! Pata hai india Q nahi jeeta? Ab bangladesh ka number hai. India shri lanka pakistan sub world cup Jeet chuke hai jab bangladesh jitega tab humara no. phir aayega.
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Chin bhin hai sachin.
Yuraj hai langda.
Pagal doni stump k samne leya tangda.
Bhajan kare harbhajan.
Uthappa khaye dosa.
Sari team world cup me karti rahi bhangra!
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Yuvraj sing: mera kaam team ko antim lakhsh tak ponchana hai.
so usne team ka anth kar diya!
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World cup me india ko buri tarah kisne haraya?
Bangladesh ne!
India ko bangladesh se mili haar ka zimmedar kon hai?
Indra Gandhi!
Kaise?
Q k unhone hi Bangladesh ko aazad kiya.
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Fresh news- some one has kidnapped indian cricket team and demanded 50cr or they will burn them with kerosene. I gave 50 ltr. and i am say salon ko petrol se jalao- Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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I've got the visa for west indies. Flight is after -=(*)=- days. surprised? Ha ha ha ha after -=(*)=- days is 1st april ur 1st fool of 2007. (Vijay- Roni 9887066966
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World cup me cricketer apni bbyo ko Q nahi legaye?
A. Jab wahan netherland, irland, holland, england, or newzelamd jaise lund ho to risk kown lenga
A. Jab wahan netherland, irland, holland, england, or newzelamd jaise lund ho to risk kown lenga?
(Anupam P. Dhawale- Yevatmal 9423666743)
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Dhoni has no girl friend. Why.?
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Q k suna hai dhoni roz 2 ltr. Doodh pita hai, ab kon si ladki itna risk legi!
(Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Q. How to increase the chances of Indian causmen playing with the entire 50 overs
A. Try give them two innings to begins with them try three and so on... ..
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Q. When would Shewag have 100 runs against his name?
A. When he is bowling!
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Q. What is difference between a cricket fielder and a condom?
A. One drops catch and other catches a drop!
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