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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Q. What is Indian version of a hat-trick? A.3 runs in 3 calls!
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Q. Whats Shewag's fevorite food
A. Maggie (he puts maggie noodles in a ran and he comes back just in time when it redy!
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What the similarity between 100m race n Shehwag innings?0A. Both takes same time to complete!
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World cup k bad sehwag in filmo me nazar aayege!
Kabhi ek kabhi duck!
Hum wicket de chuke sanam.
Kal team mein ho na ho.
Kyon.... Out ho gaya na!
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Song for team India
Ek pal ka khelna.....
Phir to hai jana.
Tohfa kya leke jayeyi...
Dil ye batana.
Khali haath aaye the hum....
Khali haath jayege.
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Doni wants 2 marry sania. Father: na beta wo hamare categery ki nahi hai. Doni: iske siva kon hai jo mujhe roz 5 ltr. Doodh pilla sake. (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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David dhawan agar ek film banaye jisme ladki newzeeland cricketer sy shadi kare to fijm ka naam kya hoga? A.kiwi no.1
Ganguly's so : mom papa to sixer pe sixer mare jarahe hai! Ganguly's wife : betaYe to advertsement hai.
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Harbhajan ne apni biwi sy pucha: kya mai tumhara pahla pyar hoon? Biwi: oye kardina sardaro wali bat kabhi spiner ko naya gend milta hai kya?
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Sehwag's wife went to court n asked for diverse. Judge asked why? she replied - shot pe shot marta hai, boll ki taraf dekhta hi nahi aur jaldi out ho jata hai!
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IndiaTeam K mach dekhte samay darshak ko toilet jana pade to unka kya chute ga? A. India team ki bating!
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Sehwag ko bahar karxe par uski maa ne kya kaha. A.karlo beta sussu chaddi mein!
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Q:Indian cricket players sab sy accha kahan khelte hai? A.advertiement mein!
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Ranjan sing: Indian team2003 kFinal Me qHari Sajjan:naam ki wajah se! Ranjan: wo kaise Sajjan: cup kis ne liya Austra"lia". And kisne dia In"dia".
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Irade hai nek hawsle hai buland, aaj phir wahi jalwa dikhayege. Rawalpindi express ko local train banayege.
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Sehwag ki maa ko bulao, Sachin ko pepsi pilao, ganguli ko chawanprash kilao, KaifKoLays kilao, Dravid ko castrol pijao. Par india ko kaise b jitao.
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Dhoni na mara chekka! Mach dekhte hve Ranja singh: wah! Kya gole mara! Sajjan: oye, raha na bewakuf ka bewakuf gole to cricket me hota hai!
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Sajjan aur ranjan football mach dekh rahe the. Sajjan: yar ye sab log gend ko itna q mar rahe hai? Ranjan: gole karle k liye! Sajjan: itna to gol hai aur kitna gol karege?
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