Garma Garam-09
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
WOH YAAD AAYE HILTE HILATE,
ZIP SE LAND UBHAR AAYA CHHUPATE CHHUPATE,
SIKHAYA THA JISE CH0DNA,
G@AND MAR GAYA WOH HASATE HASATE...
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khuda bachaye in haseeno sy
in mehjabeno sy
in nazneenosy
magar in haseeno ko kon bachaye ga?
hum jysy kamino sy
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Luund hai to chuut ki shaan hoti hai,
Luund na ho to chuut bhi shamshaan hoti hai,
Sara khel to luund ka hai,
Warna chuut or g@nd 1 samaan hoti hai.
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Aaya sawan jhoom ke, GA ND marao ghoom ke. Send this lucky mantra to 12 CHO DU-BHAGATS & U will get a chamatkari CH UT! Jai Thhokunath Baba!
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1 Khara Luuund Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Babu Har Larki Ka Khwab Hota Hai 1 khara Luuund Har Suhagan Ki Chooot Ka Taj Hota Hai 1 khara Luuund Har Raandi K Dhande Ka Raaz Hota Hai 1 khara Luuund Aur Tum Jaise Gannduon Ki gaaand Phaad Deta Hai 1 khara Luuund
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yun to hain hum ''BHRAMCHARI'',magar jahan dekhi ''NAARI''vahan ''AANKH-MAARI'',pat gayi to hamari,varna phir se ''BHRAMCHARI.
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teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri
photo kaise lu
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Woh Sunday ki shaam thi
haath mein glass bhari jaam thi
pilane wali jhakaas R**nd thi
jab hosh aaya toh Police ka danda aur apni G**d thi!
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Hum do humare do,
Control nahi hota
to Mooh me do
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Bakri ki jaan talwar k niche.
Ladki ki jaan salwar k niche.
Jo chali jai,
mat bhago uske piche.
pyaar karo usise jo salwar khole khushise
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