Garma Garam-08

BY

GAUTAM KUSHWAHA

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Kabhi dost kahte the ki JAAN mangoge to wo bhi de denge,
aaj wo apni wife ko jaan
kahte he aur mango to gali deke inkar karte he.
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Agar asman tak hamare hath jate,agar asman tak hamare hath jate...to chand sitare to kya pariyon ki BRA aur PANTY bhi utar late....
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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"Woh hume door se dekh kar dupatta taan lete hai.
Khush hum is baat se hai k woh hamari niyat door se hi pehchaan lete hai"...
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"Vagiina poem"

A Hole That Never Heals

The More U Rub The Better It Feels

No Medicine No Pills

All It Asks Is A ROD That Drills
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BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY
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apni ZINDGI se kuch pal dedo mujhe AAj na shi apna KAL dedo mujhe KHUSHI do ya na do MARZI tumhri apni kisi SEXY FRND ka no dedo mujhe :)
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Badi hasrat thi ki kholein unki salwaar ka nara,
Sanam ki berukhi dekho ki nangey hi chale aye, Wah wah wah
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Shab-e-Visal Mai Dekha Jalal Lore Ka
Nasain Tani Tani Thi or Munh Laal Lore Ka
Hazaron Randian Chud Gai Udhaar Mein
Qarz Mein Dooba Hai Baal Baal Lore Ka
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Ek ladka tha,use kabhi pyar nahi hua tha, uske pant ka zip hamesha khula rahta tha kyon?



kyonki
Pyar bina 'chain' kahan re
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