Garma Garam-07

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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA

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Arz hai..

Jab aapki judai ka dard hota hai,
Hum sandaas mein ro lete hai,
aur jab dabba bhar jata hai,
hum ussi aansuwo se gaand dho lete..
Wa wah wa wah
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Aankho me ansu aa jatte he,phir bhi labo par hasi rakhni padti hai,ye haal tabhi hota hai, jab lambe safar main susu rokni parrti hai
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Samajh dunya k raaz ko,
Cheel cho d rahi hai baaz ko,
Noukar cho d raha hai saab ko,
Beta cho d raha hai baap ko,
Agar bach gaye hain aap to,
Hum cho d denge aap ko.
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NAZUK SEE KALI
TERI CHO OT HAY KITNI BHALEE
TARAY MAMNY HAIN SHEHAD SAY BE MITHAY
AUR HONT WAH WAH KITNY RUSEELE
NAZUK KALI, LAY LAY MARI MUNG PHALI.
TERSAEY BE, ARPAEY BE AUR MZA YEH DILAY BE.
RASEELI CHO OT, YEH METHI CHO OT BE,
SUB KOO ROND RALAY GA
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Arz kiya hai Tomy is a dog & U r a FLOWER.
Wah wah wah!
Tomy is a dog & U r a FLOWER..
Wah wah wah..Tomy lifts his leg & Give u a shower!!
Ab karo Wah wah!
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Heer ro ro kar Ranjhe se keh rahi hai..
Heer ro ro kar Ranjhe se keh rahi hai..


Rumal de kutte meri naak beh rahi hai.
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Tumne sahi suna ladkiya ladko se kam nahi
Es baat ka tumhe gum nai.
Agar wo sda rehti aasman me to tum kaise aate es jahan me
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Valentines day-Valentines day
Valentines day gujar gayi,
Na jane kitne ladko ke la nd pe ladkiyo ki chu t gujar gayi.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
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Once Ghalib saw a big bo ob girl.
Ankhon Mei Wohi Jaam Liye Honton Pe Wohi MusKaan Liye Kahan Ja Rahi Ho JaneMan Seene Pe Dairy Farm Liye
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Jab Se Sanam Ki Maari Hai
Lagatar uska Khoon Jari Hai
Piyare Tum To Soo Jao
Tumhari Tu Kal Bari Hai
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