Garma Garam-05

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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA

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lehron se milkr na wo beh ske na hm 1duje k dil me na wo reh ske na hm Kho dete hm apni virginity 1 din kamre ka intjaam na wokr ske na hm
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Arz Kia Hai... Maashook K Haathon Main Phoolon Ka Jora Wah Wah Wah Maashook K Haathon Main Phoolon Ka Jora Aur Aap Ki G@and Main Gadhe Ka Lora...
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Ishq k Sahare jia Nahi Karte, Gum k Pyalo ko Piya Nahi karte, Kuch Dost Bh)sdike aise bhi hote hai, Jinke G@@nd me Ungli na karo to wo yaad bhi kiya Nahi karte
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Sirf utni piyo ki hosh kayam rahe kyonki Gaalib ne arj kiya hai: "raat bhar pi sharab to raat kat gyi,subha jab kiya hisab to g@and phat gyi"
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Arz kiya hai :---- Teri GAaaND ke saath aksar ye ghatna ghat jaati hai. Musibat abhi door hi hoti hai..... Ye saali pehle phatt jaati hai!!.
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Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi tha k ch00t gaya, Haath se phool gulab ka..
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Tirchi Nazar Se DekhThi Hai, Kya Maar Dali Gi, Ye Do Inch Ki Chut Mei, Kya Aachar Dali Gi.
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Shayari of the day - vo chale gaye hamari kabr par moot ke isi bahane darshan ho gaye choot ke
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utho lal ankhe kholo,pain laya hu g@nd dholo,kal rat bahut tum jhele,bade bade ne lu nd pele,g@nd pat k hui panara,bhane lagi kun ki dhara.
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teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir teri juka juka ke lu? ab tu hi bata,ki mein teri photo kaise lu.
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