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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA


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dil me deep jlane se kya hoga, Raakh me aag lgane se kya hoga, Apko hai kabz is liye aati nhi TATTI, bina matlab k zor lgaane se kya hoga
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barish ho or zamen gili na ho,dhup nikle or surso pili na ho, to phir aap nay ye kase soch liya ke nend may ap ki yaad ahay aur salwar gili na ho!
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Lnd pe aitbaar kisko hai, Mil jaaye ch@dne ko to inkar kisko hai, Kuch mushkilen hai ch@t paane me dost Warna mUth marne se pyaar kisko hai
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Pyar Karein Ge Thora Thora Geeli Choot Me Sookha Lora Bacha Hoga Lamba Chora Naam Rakhege Maa Ka lora.....
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Arz kia hai Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jeevan bigaad liya. Aur chaturai se ki shadi jisne, Usne bhi kya ukhad liya. 0
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Chahta hoon aap ko pyar doon Dosti pe apni zindagi waar doon Par jab aap ka SMS nahi milta to Dil karta hai aap ki (_!_) Phaar doon
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Love is a gamble,sex is the game,boys play it,girls get the blame,1 nite of pleasure,9 months of pain,1 day in hospital n chotu needs a name
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Fir na silegi agr (_!_) fat jaygi. zindgi j.h.a.a.t nahi jo fir ug jaygi.Jo apne ap naa de,jabrdasti lelo uski, vrna jindgi masti me nahi m.u.t.t.h marne maien kat jayegi
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Katil lagta hai aadmi, jab uske haath main TALWAAR hoti hai Us se bhi katil lagti hai AURUT jab uske badan pe na KURTA na SALWAAR hoti ha
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Ankhen thi khan itni sharabi pehle Chehra tha kahan itne kitaabi pehle Aaina zara dekhiye ek Kiss ke baad Kya hoth the itne hi gulabi pehle
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