M A S A L A SMS-15
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Sex poem- It's not the length, it's not the size, its not how many times u can make it rise. It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits
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Wo Sookha andar jataHai, or geela bahar ata hai. andar Daal k hilao to apna asar dikha k bejaan Sa bahar ata hai, ye kuch aur nahi re tea bag hai
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Koun kahta hai ki lu#d thukta hai, are yaaron wo to chut k gam me aansoo bahata hai
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Jahpaneh ek sher pesh karte hain.. main nikla unki gali main nikla unki gali Pet main aithen hui aur dhad se pakhana hua
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Arz kiya hai:"Fuddu" hain woh log jo "muth ko muth" kehte hain. Yeh to woh aansoo hain jo "chudai" ki judai mein behte hai
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chandni raat me chatai par chaca ne chaci ke ch**t chatti chaci chilai ch**t chatna chor condom charha c**d chotye
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Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai, Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai, In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain
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Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai, Phele Chota Hota Hai, Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai, Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai, Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo, To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai, Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye, Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG,Kahty Hain
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A modern jatti asked her village jatti friend:What is ur daily routine?* **Village jatti: Sara din chulle aage, raat jatt de lulle aage.
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Hamari to dua hai koi gila nahi, Wo gulab jo aaj tak khila nahi,Aapko har din wo sab mile, Jo dunia me aajtak kisi ko mila nahi mera loda
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