M A S A L A SMS-14
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Lun walio lun di kadr karo, lun naal hi jag te sardariyan ne! Ronde ne oh suhagrat wele jina regular muthan mariyan ne
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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ARZ HAI - Janam teri yaad mein, humain dast lag gaye Janam teri yaad mein humain dast lag gaye yeh bhi to aansoo hain bus rasta bhatak gaye.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil dooba hai gamo ki gaherai me, Hamein mat dhoondo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhari girlfriend ki rajai me.
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Yaad Hai Tujhe Wo Raat Jb Shamma Jaly Thi Dosto'n Ne MiL Kar Tujh Se Ra ndi Chu dwai Thi Daddy Tere Aaye The Bhaag Gaye Thay Hum Par Teri Ga and Phatne Ki Awaz Duur Duur Tak Aayi Thi..
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Badan uska silky ho, Breast uski milky ho, Dekhne me chikni ho, Pehni usne bikini ho, Neche uske chimney ho.... Lamba apna danda ho, Usme jaake thanda ho.
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THE POTTY SONG !! Kya aap poo poo karte haiiin? Phir badboo se darte haiiin? Aur embarass hote haiiin? To aap potty kyun nahi karte haiiin? Aap kare to pot bharreeee....
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ARZ KIYA HAI - Janam teri yaad mein, humain dast lag gaye GAUR FARMAIYEGA Janam teri yaad mein humain dast lag gaye yeh bhi to aansoo hain bus rasta bhatak gaye
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A Girl Life Jab Tere Chiku The, Sab Tere Pichu The. Jab Tere Amm Huye Kayi Badman Hue, Jab Tere Kharbuje Hue Bade Ajube Hue, JAb Tere Jhul Gaye, Sab Tujhe Bhul Gaye..
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Rango Mein Ghuli Ladki Kya Laal Gulabi Hai Jo Dekhta Hai Kehta Hai Kya Maal Gulabi Hai Pichle Baras Tune Jo Bhigoya Tha Holi Mein Ab Tak Nishani Ka Woh Rumaal Gulabi Hai
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A prostitute's nursery rhyme: One two lets screw, Three four I'm a whore, Five six suck the dick, Seven eight ejaculate, Nine ten fu ck me again.