M A S A L A SMS-13
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Ishq ne kitno ko nikama bana diya,
Kisi ko salim kisi ko Anaarkali bana diya,
Par aap to ustad nikle janab.
Padosi ki kutiya ko bi 4 pillo ki Amma bana diya!
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Arz hai:
Mohabat ke naam pe saza maine payi hai!
{Gaur farmaiye}
Mohabat ke nam pe saza maine payi hai..
Baki sher baad me
abhi SUSU aayee hai.
wa..Wah..Wa
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Ja sms ja mere dost ke pass ja agar busy ho to ruk jana agar free ho to ushke gaand me ghus jana jab tak wo sms na kare tab tak hilte rahna..("_)
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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PARVAH KISE HAI EXAM PASS AANI KI,AB TO ADAT SI HAI GAAND MARANE KI,FAIL HOKE KAUNSA PAHAD KHOD DENGE,PAAS HOKE KYA UNIVERSITY KI MA CHOD DENGE...
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Gaalib ne apni mashooka ko date par bulaya. Wo late aayi to ye sher sunaya" falak pe sitaro ko neend aa rahi hai. Dusri ka time ho gaya or tu ab aa rahi hai.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Tute hue dil ka murabba bana gayi. Ghar ko mere kachre ka dabba bana gayi. Nikah k 3 mahine hi gujre the. Na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi.
Firoz Khan Amrohi 9837760758
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Krishn kare to Raas lela. Hum kare to Charecter dilla. Krishn kare to Swami. Hum kare to Harami. Kirishn kare to chamatkaar hum kare to balatkaar!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Mana k dil ki baat kabhi na bataoge. Par aankho me jo hai use kaise chupaoge.
Wada raha tum se hamara. Jab bhi lehngaa uthaoge mera khada LUND samne paoge.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Salem ne kaha Anarkali se: janemaan tere kadmo me rakh dunga sara khazana. Boli Anaarkali: maa chudanegaya khazana dal undar aur shru kr bajana.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Thandi hai chut garam karlo. Is khade lund ko thoda to naram kardo. Tumhare hote hum muth marte hai. Janam thodi to ab sharam karlo.
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