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M A S A L A SMS-12

BY

GAUTAM KUSHWAHA


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Jokes SmS on Mobile

Arz kiya hai!
Sandas k pani mein tairta hua guu.
Ghaur farmaiyega janaab!
Sandas k pani mein tairta hua guu.
Gu se yaad aaya. Kaisa hai r tu.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Jahan ki qurbat me sukun nahi aayega. Gam-e-tohin se kabul nahi ayega. Maktul ki fitrat hai ae kafir dimag ki Maa chud jayegi par ye sher samajh nahi aayega.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Bina soche samjhe jisne ki shadi. Usne apna saara jivan bigad liya. Chaturai se jisne ki shadi. Usne kya ukhad liya.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Nari k sir pe jo bal hai wahi mayajal hai. Unki hoto ka jo ras hai wahi somras hai. Uski sine pe jo aam hai wahh charodham hai. Unki niche jo van hai wahi vrindavan hai us van me jo dwar hai wahi haridwar hai...
Aab jaao aur punya kamawo!
Md. Muzammil-Buldana 9890346654
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Arz kiya hai.
Himmat aap mein na aap ki haddi mehn..
Himmat aap mein na aap ki haddi mehn..
Himmat to hai usmein jo chupa hai aap ki chaddi mein.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Best Break up! Shayari
Dil tod ke dete ho pyar ka khauf.....
Dil tod ke dete ho pyar ka khauf.....

Fuck Off!

Fuck Off!

Fuck Off!

R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Phool banke kya jeena. Ek din murjha jaoge. Jina hai to pathar banke jio. Kisi ki gaand saaf karne k kaam aaojge.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Bhiga bhiga sa lage hai mausam tumhe. Bhigi bhigi si lage hai subah tumhe. Bhiga bhiga lage hai sara jahan tumhe. Uth ja chaddi mein muth diya tune.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Gaand k saath aksar ye ghatna ghat jati hai.. Misibat ho koso dur par sali yeh pahle hi phat jati hai.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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