M A S A L A SMS-11
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Aadat hai teri yaad aney ki. in ankho ko teri 1 zalak paney ki. tamanna hai tujze pane ki par shayad teri aadat hai oro se gaand marane ki
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1 GaSTi ne arz kiya ...
zara dhire Se cho do Sanam, mehangai ka zamana hai, iS 2 inch ki chut Se, zindagi bhar kamana hai...
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ARZ HAI_
Kunwari kanya ko Miss kehte hai,
Uske Chumban ko kiss kehte hai,
Miss ko kiss karna Mushkil hai,
Isliye
Kissmiss ke Bhav Tej rehte hai...!
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Agar chirago se andhera dur ho jata to chand ki chahat hi Q hoti
Agar wife se LAWDE thande ho jate to girlfriends ki chahat hi Q hoti.
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Aasmaan se giri toh Baarish ban gayi,
Aankhon se Giri toh Aansu ban gayi,
ye Bund Bhi ajeeb chiz hai,
Niche se giri to Pura Parivaar Ban Gay
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Kudrt Ne Kya Dia Zamane Ko
Kudrt Ne Kya Dia Zamane Ko
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Ek Diya Lagaane Ko Or
(.)(.) Do Diye Dabaane Ko!
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CHUTKULE na hote to baat baat me majha na hota*
CH00T-KULE na hote to RAAT ka koi majha na hota*
CH00T-KULE na hote to BAARAAT ka majha na
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Lund surane ka bahana dhundte ho. Doodh dabwane ka nishana dundhte ho. jo dil mein hai khul kar Q nahi kehte. Har waqt chudwane ka bahana dhundte ho.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Jis gali se aap gujarte ho us gali se khusbu aati hai. Utho nahalo dost lagta hai sapno me aap ke roz mallika aati hai.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Teri mashuka kitni bhi sharif hogi.
Arz kiya hai!
Teri mashuka kitni bhi sharif hogi.
Par nahati to woh! Nangi hi hogi! Wah wah! wah!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Boy- phul gulab ka jisme kante na ho. Ladki ho 16 ki jiske jhante na ho. Girl-gulab k phul me log kante nai dekhte. Chut chodne wale kabhi jhante nahi dekhte.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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A shayari 4u.
Yeh tere pyaar ka saya.....
(wah!)
Yeh tere pyaar ka saya.....
(wah! Wah!)
Yeh tere pyaar ka saya.....
(wah! Wah! Wah!)
2 mint ruk mai abhi mut k aaya.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Chandni chand se hoti hai. Tadapna taro ko pjdta hai. Randi faishion karti hai. Tadapna randwo ko padta hai.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Love is a name. Sex is a game. So forget the name and play the game.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Jaise phooli hui roti kabhi kachchi nahi hoti...
Wah! Wah!
Bahot khoob kaha.
Waise hi bra pehni hui ladki bachchi nahi hoti.!
Tushaar-Narayangaon 9860425424
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Woh raat bhar aai nahi hum raat bhar hilate rahe.
Woh raat bhar aai nahi hum raat bhar hilate rahe.
Wch jo ai nahi woh bijli thi. Jo hila rahe woh pankha thaa.
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