M A S A L A SMS-10
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
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G# #ND me jab khujli laga deti hai kidon ki gammat*
G# #ND Saali ho jaati hai marwaane ko sammat*
L@ND jab Ch0d Ch0dke bata deta hai apni himmat
G# #ND tab samajh leti hai apni awkaat ki kimmat
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C00ut ki chaashni me L@ND ko milta hai aisa test,
Halwa,Barfi,Chikan-Chilli bhi hai uske aage waste,
Agar ho sakti hai koi du bhi jyaada highest,
To bas 1 G# #ND hi ho sakti hai Best Best aur Best..
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G##ND L@ND ki g00fa hai,
usme L@ND ka 1 sofa hai,
naam uska L@ND ka tohfa hai,
par ssala L@ND dofa hai,
q?
andar HIL HIL karta he..
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jab yaad aati hai teri
sandas mein baith ke ro lete hai...
aansu se bhar jaye jab dabba..
hum us paani se DHO lete hai...!
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Oh
500 , 500
kardi rahi
Asi
250 utte
ade rahe,
Oh
nala ban ke
chali gai
Asi
LORA far ke
khare rahe.
HAAYE GARIBI
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Santa ball pakad ke: ye thode bade hote to tumhe B RA ki jarur nahi hoti.
Wife l@nd pakad ke: ye thoda bada hota to muje tumhare PRA(bhai)ki jarurat nahi hoti.
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Make up karti ho. Aankhon pe chashma lagati ho. Sab se thukwati ho hum se kyun sharmati ho!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Mausam ki bahaar achchi ho pholon ki kalyaan kachchi ho. Humari dosti sachchi hno. Meri dua hai yeh hi gar dost ki biwi sexy ho!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Humari dosti patli sandas nahi jo niche gir kar fail jaye. Yeh to woh sukha lenda hai jo dus baar dhone par b nishan chod jaye.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Boyz drink coke 2 mek them smoke. Galz drink pepsy 2 mek them sexy.
Shaheda Yusuf-Zambia 00260979668625
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Wen roses r red. They r ready to be pikd. Galz r sweet sixtin. They ready 2b kissed.
Shaheda Yusuf-Zambia 00260979668625
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Aap ki bekhudi me jo justju hoti hai. Wo mere qasdan ki guftgu hai. Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega. Aur ye sms gaand ka zor lagane par b samaj nai ayega.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Chalaja sms banke gulab. Hogi sachi dosti to aayega jawab. Agar na aaye jawab to mat hona udaas. Samajh lena gaand marwa rahe hai NAWAAB.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Bhakto! Narad ji kehte hai!
Nari nari mat karo nari to hai narak ka dwaar. Kush bhi hogi to kya degi wahi Mal-Mutr ka dwar!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Apne chehre ko hathon se chupate Q ho. Hum se sarmate ho to Boobs apne jhalkate Q ho. Mana tum karte ho Lund se hamare Nafrat. To bar bar isi Lund se chudwate Q ho.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Unhe shikayat hai k har kisi ko dekh kar Lund apna khada kar lete hai. Kaise samjhaun unhe k har chere mein Chut unki nazar aati hai.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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