M A S A L A SMS-09
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Pahle to ise u hi pada dekho ge
fir kuchh aur bada kuchh aur bada kuchh aur bada dekho ge
G@nd fat jai gi jab land khada dekho ge.
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girl friend ke late me aane par
gaalib ka sher:
le ja apni chooot kisi or ko de de.
Ghalib ko apne haath se qarar agaya hai
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Miss ko tabtak Kiss na karo,Jabtak Miss aapko Kiss na kare,
Agar Miss aapko Kiss kare,
To use itni Kiss karo ke vo kisi aur ko miss na kare.
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Dil to tujko hi diya he, per jamane se SERT bhi lagayi he,
leni he hame vahi CHEEZ, jo tune TANGO ke bich CHHUPAYI he.
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Hamari
Ek muskurahat
Pe
aap g@ nd marwa baithe,
Aap shalwar pehanne hi wale thay?
K
Hum phir muskura baithe..
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Lehron se milkr na wo beh sake na hum,
Ek duje k dil me na wo reh sake na hum,
Chod to dete ek din hum unki Ch00t ko,
Tanhaai ka intjaam na wo kar sake na hum.
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Daru se dosti lever ko khatra.!
Raand se dosti lund ko khatra.!
Mujh se dosti gand ko khatra.!
Mujh se dosti karoge..!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Kasmein liye they yeh wade kiye they mile ge har kidki darwaze ke pichey. A bewafa ek baar to keh de RAJA. Mai baja dun teri chut ka baja.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Mirza galib ne M.c dekha to arz kiya. Salwar k niche hole se ris ris k pana laal aata hai. Ghalib ka kehna hai kya bhosda bhi pan khata hai.
Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424
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Ja sms ja mere pyare dost k pas ja. Bzy hoto ruk ja, free hoto uski gaand me ghus ja. Hilta rahe tab tak, sms na kare mujhe jab tak.
Mustaque khan 9325550621
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After sex first time in life a girl say
Guruji mujhe satya ka gyaan hua . Kewal lund hi bhujaye sachchi pyaas. Gajar muli lauki kakri sab bakwaas!
Jgadish-Pune 9225638738
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Ye waqt nahi hai rone ka ab wapt hai bachche hone ka. Us waqt tu Q nahi roi thi. Jab mere sang chipak k soi thi. Ab kehti hai mar dalo mar dalo. Tab kehti thi aur dalo aur dalo......
A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133
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Mirza ghalib par ek ladki peshaab kar deti hai. Mirza sahab farmate hai.
A chanchal shoq hasina yeh kaisi nadani hai.?
Ladki jawaab deti hai.
Mirza sahab aap jis jheel se nikle hai yeh us jheel ka pani hai
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Upar wale ne ek aisa dost mere liye banaya hai. Jise aap ke roop mein maine paya hai. Tu mere dil mein aise samaya hai, jaise 32 no k mumme ko zabardasti 28 nn. Ki bra me fasaya hai.
Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424
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Dost mere marne par mera janaza meri girlfriend ki gali mein ghumadena. Aur woh agar dik jaye to bahar nikaal kar hiladena....!
abe sale....! haath bye bye karne ke liye
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Hosakta hai barsat aaye aur aasmam mila na ho. Hosakta hai dhoop nikle aur sarso pila na ho. Par ho nahi sakta k aap so kar uthe aur bistar gila na ho!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Dikha teri aankho mein khwab kis ke hai, dikha tere dil mein tufan kis k hai. Tum kehte ho tumhari Gaand hai salamat,to phir tumhari Gaand pe lage Lund k baal kis k hai.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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