M A S A L A SMS-08
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Hawaye ati hai unka dupatta uda deti hai,
kya?Surrur he unke urujo ka
jinki golai mere kele ko kakdi sa lamba bana deti hai.
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Jab dikhaai di ch00t ki chamak,
lu nd gaya usi wakt bhadak,
bhadak kar ho gaya kadak,
kadak ban kar de diya ch00t ko sabak.
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Mirza galib ne M C dekhi to arj kiya
salwar ke niche hole se ris ris ke LAL pani aata he
Galib ka kahna he kya ?
BHO SDA bhi Pan khata he ???
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Aap ki personality par ek sher arz kiya hai . . .
Suraj hameshha chand ke saath rahega
Suraj hameshha chand ke saath rahega
Tu chu ti@@@@@@@ya tha,chu tiya hai aur chu tiya hi rahega.
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Woh aay mere khwab me.....Ehtlam ho gaya.Unki bhi izzat rah gai aur apna bhi kam ho gaya.
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raat madhosh hai, chand khamosh hai, na tera dosh hai na uska dosh hai, chaddhi utar ke dekho ye swapndosh hai.
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Arz kia hi
Darde-minnat kashe dwa na hua
Lakh ragda magar khda na hua
2 hi jhhatkon me gir gay GHALIB
haq to ye hai k haq ada na hua.
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Dil hai agar to raat bhi hogi. Badal hai agar aj to barsat bhi hogi. Aj hai saath haath ka to kya hua. Ek din aayega jab suhag raat b hogi
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Karo kuch dosti mein aisa ke. Thanks or Sorry word bemaan lage. nibhao dusti aisi k apni biwi ko chodna muskil aur dost ki biwi ko chorhna aasaan lage.
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Jab laila ko karna tha impress to majnu ne khai Minto fresh. Jab majnu ko karna ho impress to laila ko utarana hoga pura dress..! Bole to ekdum fresh...
Jyot-Ambernath 9226791621
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Uski yaad mein ro ro k puri balti bhar gayi. Uski yaad me ro ro k puri balti bhar gayi. Woh itne besharam nikli ki wo balti lekar sandas ko chali gayi.
Jyot-Ambernath 9226791621
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Atak pe fatak, fatak peh jhopda. Tu kya karega shayari teri maa ka bhosda.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Arz kiya hai. Chud rahi thi chut jhad rahe the jhant ke baal.
Chud rahi thi chut jhad rahe the jhant ke baal.
Jhaant ke baal se yaad aaya kaisa hai tera haal.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Dalne laga main cheekhne lagi woh, hua dard itna k sah na saki wo. Taqlif hui itni boli bahar nikalo, bhagwan wastey hathon me dosri choodi dalo!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Pati mobile patni sim card dono mile to hua rechare. Beta hua to incoming beti hua to outgoing kuch na hua to missed call.
Ishu Soni 9424221410
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Tu jis gali se guzre har koi teri gand marne ko tarse. Teri gand pe itne lund barse ke tu gand dhone ko tarse.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Barish ka pani kagaz ki kashti, daru ki bottle aur rando ki basti, jawani aur sex do pal ki masti. Condom lagana mere dost kyon ki bulli nahi sasti
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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