M A S A L A SMS-07
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Arz kiya hai-jis bus me baithi ho hasinaye
us bus k shishe chatak jate hai
driver chahe jitni tej chalaye
dewane fir bhi latak jate hain... .
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Tapti garmiyon ka LOO hai tu,
Dosti ke naam pe THOO hai tu,
Aur main kya kahun tujhse.
DHULI HUI GAA ND PE CHIPKA HUA GOO HAI TU
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Zandu balm, zandu balm, gote karde jam, lu nd ki khujli dur kare, ch ut ko de aaram, zandu balm, zandu balm..!
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:Shayri:
Jise Koyal Samja
Bhenchood Wahi Kauwa Nikla
Dost Ke Naam Par Madarchood Nikla
Jo Roka Karte The Hame Choodne Se
Bhenchood Unki9 Jeb Se Condoom Nikla..
Wah Wah
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Sex ke bad jab land naram ho jata he to ch00t kya kaheti he.....? .
Kaise SIMAT ke beth gaye ho,
MATALAB pura hojane ke bad
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Wo chudi kisi or se par ye muth se kaam chala raha hai,
Ab kya mera luund chahiye jo tu abhi bhi keypad daba raha hai.?
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Hum aashiqu har kaam me kamal kar de. Jo wada kare wo pura har haal me kar de. Kya zarurat hasinao ko lipstick lagane ki. Hum chum chum k hi hont laal kar de
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Pyar mohabbat dhoka hai. Chodle beta mauka hai. Agar ladki kare virodh chod laga k nirodh. Agar fir b kare inkar to karde beta Balatkar!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Dil ki mahfij me ujala kijiye roz pyar bhara koi paigam diya kijiye. Dunya badi zalim hai mar legi tumhari Gaand. Zara gaand to kam hilaya kijiye.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Tumhari chut pe jo raang-e-hinaa lagaya thaa! Pata chala baad mein arey tumhe to m.c aaya thaa.
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Lehro se milkar na wo beh sake na hum. Ek duje ke dil me na wo reh sake na hum. Loot lete uski izzat ek din. Lekin kamre ka intzaam na wo kar sake na hum.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Fir na silegi agar gand fat jayegi. Zindagi jhaat nahi jo fr ug jayegi jo apne aap na de. Jabrdsti lelo uski. Warna jindagi masti me nahi muth marne me gujar jayegi.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Boy:agar main bra hota to tere ball se chipka hota. Girl:abbe ja. Main kisi aur se dabwa rahi hoti aur tu khidki pe latka hota.
Naqeeb-Kamptee 9226410804
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Ishq k sahare jiya nahi karte. Gum k pyalo ko piya nahi karte kuch dost bhosdike aise bhi hote he jinke gaand me ungli na karo to yaad bhi kiya nahi karte.
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Is dosti ko yuhi banaye rakhna. Yado ka chirag jalaye rakhna. Bahot lamba he lund humara. Gaand mein tel zarur lagaye rakhna.
Sandy-Mumbai 9892532214
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Lamhe judai k bekarar karte hai. Halat mere mujhe lachar karte hai. Aankhe meri padh lo kabhi. Hum apne lund se zyada aapki gaand ko takte hai.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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A aasman k chand sitaro. wah! Wah!
A aasman k chand sitaro. wah! Wah!
Ab bol wah wah!
Mera sms padhne wale ki gaand maro!
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