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M A S A L A SMS-06

BY

GAUTAM KUSHWAHA


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POEM ON LUND- Lund tum khade raho, chut me pade raho, lund jab prachand ho, to chut khand khand ho, lund tum ahade chalo, lund tum badhe chalo.? (M.AFZAAL-PUNE 9860672967)

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Chut ki darar ho, gand ki phaad ho. lund tum ruko nahi lund tum jhuko nahi. chut charmra uthe jhanth kasmasa uthe, agni sa dhadhak dhadhak chut mein sarak sarak. (M.AFZAAL-PUNE 9860672967)

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Jab tak chut phate nahi, tab tak lund hate nahi. chut ko tu phad de uske andar jhaad de. lund tum mahaan ho sarv shaktimaan ho, JAI LUND. (M.AFZAAL-PUNE 9860672967)

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Mat chedd in hasinon ko, ye tere bas ki baat nahi. Yeh khelti hai jis khilone sy woh KHILONA tere pas nahi. (MOHD.AFZAAL-PUNE 9860672967)

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Raat ka waqt thaa, dalaan mein takht thaa. Ja apni biwi sy puch mera kitna sakht thaa. (RAZA-HYDERABAD 9346341366)

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Terh aankho mein aansu aur chere pe hasi hai. aisa lagta hai jaise teri BULLI zip mein fasi hai. (RAZA-HYDRABAD 9346341366)

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Sham diyon se sajaye baithe hai, khusbo badan pe lagaye baithe hai.hamari diwangi to dekho wo raat ko ane wali hai, aur hum dopaher se hi Condom lagaye baithe hai. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)

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Ladki ko lagi thand, ladke ne nikal liya lund. Land ko bhigoya thook me, dal diya uske bhok me. Aur bhir suru ki chudai, SARDI ki apko hardik BADHAI. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)

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Ladki agar apni marzi se de to pyar, Agar dost dilwaye to uphar, Agar ghar wale dilwaye to sanskar, or hum apne aap le le to balatkar!

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Utho lal ankhe kholo, pani laya hu gand dholo, kal raat bahut tum jhele, bade bade ne lund pele, gand fat k hui panara, bhane lagi khun ki dhara.

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Nay chadar bicha rakhi har, har desh ki randi bula rakhi hai. na jane kiski pasand aaye mere dost ko, humne sabki chaddi utarva rakhi hai.

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Pahele usne utari sari, phir ayi petikot ki bari, Oh, blause bhi diya utar, pareshan kyo hota hai yar, ye to hai kapde sukhane ka tar.

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Chumma chummi ka noor tujh par barse, har ladki tere nange badan ko tarse, tere jivan me aaye itni ladkiyan mere dost tu kaccha pehanne ko tarse.

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Woh aaye aap ke sapne mein... Woh aaye aapke sapno mein, aur aapka SAWAPNDOSH hojaye. Uski bhi izzat bachi rahe aur aapka bhi kaam hojaye.

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Ab gayi diwali shuru hui thand, sikud gayi chut, aur akad gaye lund. Chali aayi holi chali gayi thand, khul gai chut latak gaye lund. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)

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Hr lund p nam hoga tera, hr chut p nam hoga mera, kismat chamkane ka syok h to chudwale bhosdi ki, varna randi khane p bhi naam hoga tera. (9416014523)

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IN MARATHI. Ek hoti mungi, tila uajli thandi, tine nesli lungi tichi wajli pungi, udan geli lungi.... ani tichi disli DHUNGI. (HARSHAL-JALGAON 9370079797)

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