M A S A L A SMS-05
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Palat k dekh jane mann jigar me dam hum bhi rakhte hai. agar bra me do bomb tum rakhti ho to chaddi me ek gun hum bhi rakhte hai.
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Dunya se chupakar teri taveer bathroom me laga rakhkhi hai, tujh ko roz dekhu isliye julab ki goli kha rakhee hai.
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Vo aae hamari kabar pe aur mut k chal diye. Chalo isi bahane unki chut ka didaar to hua.
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Shishe se shisha takray to awaz hoti hai. Mard se jo aurat takray to awlaad hoti hai.
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Teer kya chalate ho dhaar to talwaar mein hoti hai. dupatte se kya chupate ho maal to shalwaar mein hoti hai.
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Kabira khada bazaar mein, dekh oont ko roy, itni unchi gaand ko maar sake na koy kabira maar sake na koye.
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Ye waqt nahi hai rone ka, ab waqt hai bachche hone ka. us waqt tu q nahi roi thi, jab chipak k mere sang soi thi. ab kiya hai use bhi bhugto, us waqt to kehti thi aur karo aur karo...
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Kahet kabeer suno bhai sadho aisa din bhi aae ga, chut chudegi computer se, bachcha fax se aayega.
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Aansu tere nikle to aankhe meri ho, dhadke jab tera dil to dhadkan meri ho. khuda kare dosti hamari itni gahri ho, baap tu bane to mehnat meri ho.
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Sex karo daily agar miljay wo akeli, na mile akeli to pakad lo uski saheli, na mile saheli to zindabaad HATHELI par sex karo daily.
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Aarzu thi hamari k khole unki shalwaar ka naada, unki bra ka hock,tode unki panty ki elastic. par woh itne bewafa nikle k nange hi chale aaye.
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Chaho to dil se hamein mita dena, chaho to hamin bhula lena. gar yaad kabhi aye hamari mat rona, GAAND MEIN UNGLI DAL K HILALENA.
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Chodan chodan sab kahe chodna koi paye, chodan ki jab bari aye lund khada na howe kabira lund khada na howe.
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Na tum AIDS se darte ho, na CONDOM se karte hn. Tum to samaaj se darte ho, ghar me haath se karte ho. SEND IT TO ALL MUTHIYA MEMBERS.
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Pal pal waqt guzar jaega saath phero me tumhe bhi ko bandh jaega. Abhi bhi waqt hai chod lo kisi ko warna koi choda hua tumhe thaam jaega.
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Bachche tere mathe pe tej hai aur gaand me ek ched hai. ganga me isnan kar ched hame daan kar. johamse marwaega wahi mukti payega.
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Chilchilati dhoop me chilchilana chut ka. chut se nikle chut ke phir bhi diwana chut ka.
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