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M A S A L A SMS-04

BY

GAUTAM KUSHWAHA


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Jokes SmS on Mobile

Ek ladki thee anjani se mere lund pe marti thee, chori chori chupke chupke chut pe khujli karti thee. chudwana chahti thee wo par mere mote lund se darti thee (SUMIT KUMAR-GWL s_kumar_gwl@yahoo.com)

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5 aur 5, 10 chus lund ka ras..., 10 aur 10, 20 lele lund ki kiss 20 aur 20, 40 kar lund ki malish. 40 aur 40, 80 pee le lund ki lassi. 80 aur 80, 160 ab mera lund chaat.

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Chandramukhi aur paro ka noor aap par barse har ladki aap ke 7 sone ko tarse. aap k jivan mein ae itni kadkiya k aap apni CHADDI pehne ko tarse.

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Wo pal phi kya thaa jab apko log kiss pe kiss kiya karte thee magar apki kismat to dekho us waqt aap HUGGIES pehan kar ghuma karte thee.

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Sanam bewafa hote hai aaj k zamane wale. aashique chutya hote hai chakkar lagane wale.

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phool tooda pattay reh gay. lund ghuseda tattay reh gay.

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Wo mazaa na takht me na taj me, wo mazaa na puri dunya par raj me, wn mazaa na sur me na saaz me, na kuber k khazane me jo mazaa hai LUND k khujane me. (SANI-MH 9371938450)

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Arz kiya hai.... later the bus, longer the Q ........... ........... .............. wah wah .......... shorter the skirt better the view. (NADIM MALIK 9371250643)

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Samundar kinare baithe ho kabhi to lehar aegi. pani aega zor se teri gaand b dhul jaegi (SANI-MH 9371938450)

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Dor gaon mein ek basti thi, wahan pe randiya sasti thi. unko gaand me badi masti thi, jitna dalo utna hasti thi. par tum q itna haste ho, us4 basti k dikhto ho.

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Kashti tufaan se nikal sakti hai, kismat kisi bhi waqt badl sakti hai. hawsla rakh channel na badal SANIYA kisi bhi waqt JHUK sakti hai.

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Hathon mein wahi jaam liye, hothon mein wahi muskaan liye. jati ho kahan meri jaan sine pe dairy farm liye.

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Teer me na talwaar me jo maza hai teri shalwaar mein. teer se na maro talwaar se maar do. karti ho gar pyaar to shalwaar utar do.

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Teer me na talwaar me jo maza hai teri shalwaar mein. teer se na maro talwaar se maar do. karti ho gar pyaar to shalwaar utar do.

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Yaad aate hai bachpan ke wo din jab masti hum tum karte the. lolipop ko zid karte aap hum pant khol tumhe manate the.

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Roz collage aati ho dupatte se kya chupati ho. mar gae kya hum jo kitabon se dabati ho.

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Hasti thi hasati thi, roti thi rulati thi. baad me malum pada, sali chutya banati thi.

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