M A S A L A SMS-03
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Woh goti bhi kya goti hai, jo khade lund peh soti hai. Lund to sala chala jata hai undar maze lene,yeh sar patak patak k roti hai.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Teri berukhi ko bhi rutbaa diya hum ne pyar ka har farz kiya hum ne. Yd na soch hum bhul gaye jujhe, aaj bhi HILANE se pehle yaad kiya jujhe.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Kya diya kudrat ne zamane ko ek diya ghusane ko do diya dabane ko. Yeh sab kahan milta hai milta hai bas hilane ko.
(Rizwan-Mumbai)
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Laila ko karna ho jab impress majnu ne kali minto-fresh. Manjnu ko karna ho impress to laila ne uthali puri dress.
Bole to ek dam Fresh!
(Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Shujar hai aap ke haath aasman tak nahi jate warna sitare kya aap to paryon ki gand mein ungli kar aate.
(Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Biryani aisi pakao k kachcha na ho.
Wah! Wah!
Biryani aisi pakao k kachcha na ho.
Aur Mohabbat aisi karo k bachcha na ho!
(Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Raat ki tanhai me haath underwear ki gehrai mein kuch mehsus sa hota hai. Mat chero salo usko kyun ki papu bhi sota hai.
(R.AAmrohi 9373216938)
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Mirza sahab par ek ladki peshab kardeti hai!
Mirza sahab: a chanchal shok hasina ye kaisi nadani hai!
Ladki: mirza sahab aap jis jheel sy nikle hai ye us jheel ka pani hai!
(Dr. Wasi 9890551752)
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Mirza Galib ne suhagrat ko ghagra uthaya to yeh sher kaha.....
Kismat humein le aai kahan sy ye to wahi jagah hai nikle the hum jahan se.
(Jagdish-pune 9225638738)
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