M A S A L A SMS-02
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Chahte hai jise chahat sy zyada.
Samajhte hai jise mohabbat sy zyada.
Bharosa hai jispe dil-o-jaan sy zyada
Tu hi hai woh kamena haraam zada!
(Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Mangta hoon to deti nahi jawaab meri baat ka.
Deti hai to khada ho jata hai rom rom jazbaat ka.
Dalta hoon to kehti hai dhire dalo balon me phool gulaab ka.
(Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Chatne sy har chut apni nahi hoti. Jisi samjho apni woh chut apni nahi hoti. chodne ko to chod de dunya ko, per kabhi Condom to kabhi chut nahi hoti.
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Marne k baad bhi yaad aarahe hai woh. Kabr sy mere agarbatti chura rahe hai woh. A khuda do pal k liye lund mera khada karde. Bina chudwaye ja rahe hai woh
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Tumhara naam phool rakhun to bikar jaoge. Tumhara naam dil rakhun to tutt jaoge. Lo tumhara naam lund rakh diya. Waqt padne per khde to ho jaoge. (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Twinkle twinkle sexstar kitna hilgaya baskar yar, up abow breast so high lund has risen in d sky. Fuck d girl & tell her bye. That's d way to become a guy. (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Jab apko tatti na aaye, aap baithe baithe thak jaye pressure bhi nahi aaye. Yaad karke dekhna hume shayad aapki gand phat jaye or dast lag jaye. (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Nazar na mila un hasino sy, jo nazron sy war karti hai. Tujh jaise ko chutya bana hum sy pyar karti hai. (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Husn tera bik chuka gumaan tera wahi hai. Shadi teri ho chuki armaan tera wahi hai. Sauda tera ho chuka sali dukaan teri wahi hai.
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Raat khamosh hai, chand madhosh hai. Na tera dosh hai na uska dosh hai. Abe sale chaddi utar k dekh swapndosh hai.
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Samny khadi hai ek taxi, usmein baithi hai ek sexy, uthadun uski maxi aur dal dun apni papsi. Q k ye pyas hai badi.
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Ja tommy ja, ja tommy ja. Jo log mujhe sms na kare unke mobile par susu karke aa.
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Tere hathon mein jam hai, tere galon pe gulfam hai. Tujhe kya zarurat dodh ki, jab teri girl frnd k sine par 2 2 dairy farm hai.
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Na Punch ki punchayat na punch ka dand. Iske liye upyog karo apna hath apna lund.
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Nadan hai vo log jo chut ka intezar karte hai. Asli mard vo hai to hathon se kaam tamam karte hai.
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Kabar me ab tak aashiq ka janaza pada tha, kabar me abtak aashiq ka janaza pada tha. Haddiyan gal gai par kamine ka ab tak popat khada tha.
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Zar diya zewar diya, sab diya zanane ko. Rang diya roop diya, ye b diya zanane ko. Aur to aur chut b de dali kamane ko. He bhagwan hum ne kya gunah kye jo sirf lund de diya wo bhi hilane ko.
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