M A S A L A SMS-01
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Girl come late, BOY: Chand sitaro ko nind aa rahi hai, teri maa ki chut tu ab aa rahi hai. GIRL: Maa ki chut ka na de wasta, kholti hun chaddi kar le nashta. (R.A.AMROHI 9373216938)
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Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho, Agar baat kare koi to itrate bahut ho, Dil chahta hai tumhari GAND mardu par suna hai tum chillate bahut ho.
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ARZ KIYA HAI... Jawani tere lund pe kuch istarha aayi, jawani tere lund pe kuch istarha aayi, Kutte ki gaand bhi tujhe chut nazar aai. (WASEEM 9372307806)
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Dekh tere lavde ki halat hui insan, usme bachi nahi ab jaan. boll dikhayi, chut dikhayi, dikhayi use re gaand, phir bhi utha nahi shaitan... (DR.WASI-KAMPTEE 9890551752)
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Narad ko aaya ek kanya pe krodh, usne lena chaha pratishod aur kanya ko diya chod, Uspe kanya boli narad madarchod chod diya bina nirodh... (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Kaun kahta hai apni judai hogi, ye afwaa to kisi chodu ne udai hoi. Shan se rahenge apki gand me lund daal kar itni to jagah humne banai hogi (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Ladki boli 200 lungi, hil hil ke dungi, Ladka bola 100 dunga hil mat mai khud hi lunga. Ludki boli 100 bhi bacha le haath se hila le. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Dekha hai lab-e-baam pe ek chand ka tukda. Lakh koshish ki par ek jhant na ukhda. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Shampoo ki add mein bal dikhate hai.Cream or powder ki add mein chehra dikhate hai. lekin whisper ki add mein kuch nahi dikhate hai..! JAGO GRAHAK JAGO (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Subah me karoge to uljhan, Dophar me karoge to tadap sham me karoge to bekarari rat ne karoge..... you are a dirty mind! mai sms ki bat kar raha ho (YOGESH 9325055747)
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Muskan ko hoto tak laya mat karo, boobs ko upar se dikhaya mat karo, log haath me land liye phirte hai, apni gaand itni hilaya mat karo. (R.A.AMROHI-KAMPTEE 9373216938)
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Yeh teer )--------) sms bhejne wale ki shaam mein aur parne wale ki gaand mein.
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Na chahat hai sitaro ki, na tamanna hai nazaron ki. Aap jaisa ek dost mil jae to maa chod de hazaron ki. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Ladki kare virod, nirodh laga ke chod. (SANJU sanju_022@yahoo.com)
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Mili hai saza unse dil lagane ki, nazar lag gai humare pyar ko zamane ki. qabr se nikle dono hath kahete hai, aarzu rahgai unke BOOBS dabane ki. (RIZWAN-MUBAI 9224420741)
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1.Lelo lelo mera lelo. 2.Bolo bolo apni kholo 3.kholo kholo apni khol k dekho. 4.Kitna bada hai mera... Ans... 1.dil 2.zuban 3.aankhe 4.dil re
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Hontho pe shabab k paimane nahi aate, sahil pe samundar k khazane nahi aate. Gajar muli mein jane kya baat hai aisi, pas hum rahte par chudane nahi aate. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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