D E S I SMS-15
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Husband & wife talak ke baad. Hus:''Bacha mera hai" wife:"wah ji wah! Bartan mera,dudh mera,thoda sa khatta kya dal diya pura dahi tera??
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Teacher:- What is the difference between Patiala Salwar & Patiala Peg? Student:- Ek utarti jaldi hai dusri chadhti jaldi hai
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Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Ha Ha Ha
U're wrong
"Its ur ears"
2 make sure ke koi aa raha he kya
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Boy: Why Girls Like More Holi Than Boys? Another Boy: Bcos They Have Two Balloons Of 5ml And Boys Have Only One Pichkari Of 2ml
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AIDS awareness slogan: Either use
First Hand
or
Just Hand
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Lady 2 Doctor: sir S@X ke liye konsa samay Uchit hai? Doctor:Dopahar 2 se 4.. Lady: woh kyon? Doctor: compounder nahi hota iss liye.
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Dhritrastra: Gandhari tum dhanya ho tumne mujhe sau bacho ka pyar diya, Gandhari: Nath ap agar andhe na hote to yeh kabhi samvab na tha.
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Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring the fire under control and another 3 hours to bring the firemen under control.
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A bra falls on a doodhwala entering a building. He looks up n shouts, "oh, bhenji! aapke doodh ka dhakkan gir gaya !"
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1st night ko kya hua? Pehle salwar khile pe, fir kameez khile pe, fir bra khile pe, fir panty khile pe. Fir?? main khile pe
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