D E S I SMS-14
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Kehte hai: "aurat k haath me barkat hoti hai!" bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath me do to, 9 inch ki kar deti hai
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Man: Behanji, mere biwi k liye eik AchA sa BRA Dikhaana... Woman: Size kya hai..? Man: Pakdo Tou AnDa.. auR ChoDo Tou OmLette
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Teri Maa Di,
Tere Peo Di,
Teri Behan Di,
Tere Bhra Di,
Teri Bhabi Di,
Tere Pure Khandan Di,
Te Meri v
Tu Jan Hai.
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Suhagrat k time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai,dulhan bag k parde k peche chup jati hai. Husbd: Kya hua?Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki red pad gi
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Sex is like snow, You never know howw many inches you will get or long it'll last
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Wife-agar 1 /2 ghante mein duniya khatam ho rahi ho to tum kya karoge. Hus-ofcourse sex darling. Wife-aur baki ke 29 min mein
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Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet
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(_!_)An arse
(__!__)Fat arse
(!)Tight arse
(_?_)Dumb arse
(_*_)Sore arse
(_zzz_)Tired arse
(_E=mc2_)Smart arse
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Man: Dr. whenever I look in the mirror, I get an erection. Dr: that`s b`coz u look like a CHOOT
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Namaskar aaj ka taapmaan 44 degree honey ki sambhavana hai. Kripaya apni Girlfriend ki bra mein baraf rakkhein varna doodh fatney ka katra hai
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