D E S I SMS-13
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Q: Why do most women sleep in the afternoon ? A: So that they can screw the tired man all night and blame him for poor performance!!
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Ek 25 year ka Ladka 65 year k Woman se Shadi karne k 2 din bad mar gaya..... Kyoki usne expired Milk p liya tha
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chlo so jayo
baki
kal ko millege,
sms
ab aap apna
apna
hath me
pakad kar
doosra hath
so jayo.
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Viagra aur Rail resrvation counter me kya samanta he? Answer: Simple,dono apko 2 minute k kam k liye 1 ghanta khada rakhta hai
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Sabzi wala apni suhag raat k wakth BV ki panty utar ta hai or ch**t par pani cherak ne lagta hai BV YA KIYA KAR RAHAI HO mal taja ker rah
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Sex is like a pack of chips, once u start, u can't stop - no wonder they call them LAYS !
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Larka Aur Larki Dono Ke Jisim Me Eik Bat Same Hai Larki Jab Auto Mai Beathti Hai To Us Kai Boob Hilte Hai Aur Larka Jab Shalwar Kamiz Pahan Kar Chalta Hai To Us Ka Lund Hilta Hai
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A SSC class is told to draw a woman's reproductive system. One girl is so shy she's facing down. A boy YELLS: Sir, she's copying from the originals.
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What's common between the Sun & women's underwear?
1) Both are hot
2) Both look better while going down
3) Both disappear by night
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Woman was having pain during delivery. Husband prayed: Oh Lord! Please make it lose for the Baby and then tight for the Daddy
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