D E S I SMS-12

BY

GAUTAM KUSHWAHA

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difference
between SUGARCANE & PENISS?

Ek ko dho kar chooste hain,
or dusre ko chooskar dhote hain
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Aap ne Tel Aur Saabun

Mehanga

Ker k











Nojawano'n Se MUTH Maarne Ka Haq

Bhi Cheen Lia








MuTH Tou Maane Do Musharraf
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Sir: give me an example of "neither-nor".

Boy:When girls wear tight fittings

NEITHER they are comfortable
NOR we are comfortable.
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Ek bhikari ne ghar k bahar se aawaz lagayi: babuji, roti milegi?
Andar se aawaz aayi: Biwi ghar par nahi hai.
Bhikari: maine chummi nahi roti mangi hai.
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A Bachelor Sardar Used 2 Take Viagra Everyday .

A Friend Asked Sardar ji , Why Do u Do That?

u Are Neither Married Nor Have Any Girlfriend.

He Replies: Yar Kam Se Kam Kachay Wich Ronaq Tay Lagi Rehndi hay!!
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Damadji pehli bar sasural gaya. gaon walo se puchha, yaha koi njoy karne ki chiz hai kya?
wo bole: nahi babu,ek thi, par wo bhi aap le gaye...
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Ak dost dosre se:Yar aj teri bhabi ghar pe nai hai warna main tumko chai pilata.

Dosra dost: abey o kanjos,doodh Market me bhi mil jata hai
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Girl to her mother:Maa,me kaise paida hui thi?Mother Beti tume pari le kar ayi thi. Girl:Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda karta the
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old man to boys se-beta har bari umar ki larki ko maa, or coti ko bahan samjo-A boy - baba g ha lund phir tusi almari me rakh lo.
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GIRL:tum muje swimming sikhate waqt mery nichay ungli kyo dal dete ho?INST:wo isliye k agar suraakh say pani gaya tu tum dub jayogi,
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Yar to0 vohi hay na Jiss ko Matric k Exam me English k paper me sawal Mila"FIL IN THE BLANKS"or jo Apni Gand main Ungli le kr 3 gnte betha rha!
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What"s Nasbandi..?
Jab Aapki Aadat Ho Gandi
Peetay Ho Daaru Thandi
Jaate Ho Heera Mandi
Uthate Ho Dandi
Phir Chodte Ho Randi
tbi hoti
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Ek ladki ne ek oldman k pair chuey aur kaha "Pari pani"oldman ne peeth par haath rakha aur kaha"jindi reh,ki gal aj bra nahi pai
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What do u usually say after Sex? I Luv U?Wrong!That was great? Wrong again! I Luv it? Wrong again! The Ans:Meri bra or panti kaha
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Gay to his partner in the morning: Aap naraaz hain humse? Partner: Nahin. Gay: To phir raat ko meri taraf muh kar ke kyon soye the
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Beta:mumy tum roj papa pe chad ke jump kyu marti ho?MoM:pet ki hawa nikal ne ke liye beta:kya fayda baju wali aunty roj muh se bar deti hai
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Raju: Papa, aaj se school me ek perd SEX EDUCATION ka bhi shuru ho gaya haiDad:gud. Lekin tum L*** kyo hila rahe ho?Raju:home work mila ha
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