D E S I SMS-11
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Fu ck-Experience of love
Su ck-Taste of love
Masturbting-Substitute of love
Condom-Care of love
Sperm-Cream of love
Marriage- Mistake of love
Pregnency-Proof of love.
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Clasification Of Pu ssy By Age
16-18: Sealed & Brand New
19-25:Nice to Use &Vibrant
26-40:Relaxed & Over Used
41-45:Closed for Renovation
46-56 :Use Other Side !
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Subah PADOSAN ko lo,
dopahar me SECRETARY ko lo,
shaam ko PREMIKA ko lo,
raat me BIWI ko lo,
kal ka kya pata?
kal KHADA ho na ho..?
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Lady:Doc,koi davai dijiye,jise mere pati ka lu nd pathar se bi zada kadak ho jaye
Doc:Itna Kadak?Aapko chud wana hai ya masala kutwana hai?
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Teacher: Aisi konsi cheez hai jo bahut vajan uttha sakti hai lekin jiska khud ka vajan bahut thoda hai?
Pappu: Madam ji, aapki Bra
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On Juice Corner
Beta:Papa, Koi Aisi Machine Nahi Hai Jisme Juice Dalo To Fal Nikle?
Baap:He,Teri Maa.Usme Mene Juice Dala tb tu nikla
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Mahabharat mein Santa ko ARJUN ka role mila toh usey dekhkar darshak chillaane lage,"Daadhiwala Arjun Daadhi wala Arjun"
Frustrated santa shouts, "Bhencho do,10 minute pehle jab Lu nd waali Draupadi aayi thi toh soh rahe thay kya?"
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Friends are like underwear - always a comfort. Good friends are like condom - always protecting. Great friends are like viagra - lift you up when you are down
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A girl got a bird tattooed below her navel. After sex, she asks her boyfriend, "Did you notice my birdy?" The guy says, " Not exactly. I was concentrating on the nest"
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Human tastes change as people mature. Little girls like dolls and little boys like balls. However, when they grow up, girls like balls and boys like dolls.
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A man is doing push up's on the beach, Santa sees him and starts laughing loudly and says, "Sorry to tell u this but the woman below has left!"
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Height Of erotic Sexuality... A nude woman climbing on the LEANING TOWER OF PISA and the tower becomes straight.
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Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a guy? A: Walking into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose
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Secretariat Lift K Bahar Ek Note Likha Hai: LADIES KA KHAYAL KAREIN Aur Us K Neechey Likha Hai: EK WAQT MEIN SIRF 6 ADMI CHADHEN
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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips... Let Me Touch Ur Tongue... Let Me Feel Ur Breath... Wat Do U Think...???...
My DEAR Its An Advertisement Of "PEPSODENT"
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Lot Of Elderly Ladies Crowded At A Book Store The Store's Advertisment Had A Typing Error!!! It Read: "Exchange Old B O O B S For New Ones" ;)
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Santa to Preeto: SMS me than SMS me. Preeto: What is that? Santa: Stimulate Me sexually than Satiate ME Sexually
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