D E S I SMS-10
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Girl:Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab Rakesh muje dekh raha tha.
Mother 2 hr tumne kya kia?Girl:Maine bra se apna mou chupa liya
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Srdar was fuc king a girl
A police came and asked
Wat r u doing?
Sar:cant u c?
Police :ok Mera number kab ayega?
Sardr : is ladki k bad
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Banta to girl:Wat's ur name?
Girl:Carmen
Banta:Ye kesa naam hai?
Girl:'coz I like Cars and men,What's ur name?
Banta:CHUTINDER BOOBIYA
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Amir 2 garib
Amir-tum logo ka lund itna lamba Q hota he?
Garib-Q ki bachpan me hamare pas khelne ke liye koi dusara KHILONA hi nahi hota
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Love never Dies.
It remains forever
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partner changes
So keep luving d latest.
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Son: Mom Maine Khawab Dekha K Mera 1 Paon Zamin Par Or Dusra Aasman me Hai.
Mom: Is Tarah Ke Khawab Na Dekha Karo Warna Pant Fatt jayegi
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Doctor: Mrs. Megha, good news for you
Girl: What do you mean by Mrs. Megha? It's Miss Megha.
Doctor: oh i am sorry.. Miss Megha, bad news
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All b o o b s are to be taxed as per size;
38-Burden tax
36-Wealth tax
35-Entertainment
34-Excitement
30-Development tax
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Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you....where are u stupid pyjamas.....!
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Q: What is the difference between a child and an egg? A: Egg is an a result of a sitting hen, child is a result of a standing cock
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Dracula dies and goes to Heaven. God asks him, what does he want to be? He replies, "A thing with wings, that sucks peoples' blood..." God makes him WHISPER ULTRA WITH WINGS
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A kiss is called: Humanity if its on cheek, Love if its on lips, Passion if its on breast, Sensuous if its on navel, Sex if its on vagina, and Bravery if its on a s s h o l e...
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Prof: In humans, where is the smallest bone? Female student: Sir, in the penis! Prof: But Pen is doesn't have any bone. Male student: Sir, it is not her fault. She has always seen erect penis
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Santa with big tummy goes for a walk in his vest and lungi. A gal jokingly asks Santa, "For how much is this big tank?" Santa lifts hi lungi and says, "With the tap, its for 450"
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Panty: Its a certain aromatic curtain that opens before a rhythmic perfomance and closes when one of the performer collapses
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A woman walked into the pharmacy and asked for a vibrator. The pharmacist gestured with his index finger and said, "Come this way." The woman replied, "If I could come that way, I wouldn't need a vibrator!"
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Girl: Doctor, my b o o bs are hard & aching. Doctor: Let me see. Doctor feels them & make face. Girl: Is it bad? Doctor: Not only bad but its contagious too! Now my d ic k is hard & aching
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