D E S I SMS-09
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
jab dekho to dil karta hai pakar loo
jab pakar loo to dil karta hai daba doo
jab daba doo to dil karta hai choos loo
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saal mein ek bar aata hai
AAM
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Teacher asked: esi kaun si cheej hai jiske baare me suna to hoga par dekhi nahi hogi??
Student : AAPKI CHUUUT... sirf suna he hai par dekhi kisi ne nahi.
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Girl:Baba yeh LAND kaisa hota hai?
Baba:Koi Chota,
Lamba,
Mota,Patla,Sakht or Koi Narm.
Girl:Lagta hai sari umar g@nd marwate rahe ho
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QUESTION- What is SAFE SEX? ANS- When wife is not in town :-)
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Aaj maine
2 kasme
khai hai....
1) Parai ladki pe nazar nahi
dalunga.
2) Kisi bhi
ladki ko
paraai nahi
manungaaa!
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Stunning fact: We all spend so much money for buying clothes
but d best moments of life r enjoyed witout clothes..
Thats life..!
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Ye ladkiya b kitne chalak hoti he,aapna 16 rupye litar wala DU DH ka lalach dekar hamara 180 rupye kilo wala GHEE nikal leti hai
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Aisi kon si cheez hai jo women main aage hoti hai aur Cow main peeche hoti hai ? ans= w WOMEN=W COW=W Har waqt Galat mat socho...
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Doctor says; "Take your clothes off" Dentist says; "Open wide" Interior Decorator says; "Once it's in, you'll love it" Banker says; "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"
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Girls
don't
bunk
classes
because
they
know
missing
periods
means PREGNANCY
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3 good manners of male pen is
1. Courteous-it stands before performing
2. Emotional-it cries during the performance
3. Polite-it bows down after the performance
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Awaz me mithas hai, Surat bhi khas hai, tameez bhi 1st Class hai... Bus khuda ne galti se Land laga diya... warna maal to tu bhi jhakas hai
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3 kapde ke vyapari mile. 1st: saree me humko kuchh nahi milta. 2nd: blouse me humko do mil jate hai. 3rd: ghaghre me to hame khud ka dalna padta hai.
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Girl- Doctor look at my vag ina. Doctor- Why your hole is so big Girl- I was ra ped by the elephant Doctor- Elephants has small di ck Doctor-But he fingered Me first.
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What do women do immediately after sex? 5% sleeps straight away 5% go to bathroom to wash 5% read book 85% go look for their vibrators!!
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Skin meets Skin When is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear.. dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES
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1 Man: whether a ra pe is possible while running? SEX EXPERT : No, women can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
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