D E S I SMS-08
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Who expects more Guys or Girls:
A girl have many expectation from one guy.
A guy have one expectation from many girls..
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Man asks a wish to DEVIL. " Pls make me such a thing that i suck blood of all the beautiful women in this world". Devil said "AMEN" and Immediately man turned to CARE FREE ( Sanitary Napkin).
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What is d Similarity Between Violin & Woman? Both Are Touched at Top & Played At Bottom..
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After intense sex Sharma said to lady ''Mazo koni aayo,thari koi breast koni,tharo hole bhi chhoto hai". Lady "Sharma ji manne sidho to karo...''
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Sindhi (apne bete ko Mutth marte dekhkar)-'sonu! Harami'Yeh tu kya kar raha hai? Son-sonu apna kaam khud karta hai,apni khushi k liye Kisi ki Maa Nahi cho dta.
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Why is waist called a waist? Becoz anything above The pus sy n below the tits Is a 'waste'.
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Wife: tumhari secretry ne sab k saamne kaha ki tumhari bulli choti he. Is baat ki safai do. Pati:sach to ye ha ki wo saali ka mooh bahut bada hai.
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A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique. '2 inches more & I will be a king.' Suddenly the wife comes in and says,'2 inches less and you will be a queen!'
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Mary has 2 pretty lumps... Pretty lumps... Pretty lumps. Kya bola! Mein galat bol raha hoon... Abey agey toh pad Dhakkan... .............. On her CHEST.
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Girl Friend K Sath Kamre k Andar, Table k uper, Batti k Niche, De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac.... De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac.... Stupid I Am Playing Table Tennis
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A callgirl had sex with a doctor. After climax, She asks : ''R u an ANAESTHETIST?'' Doctor : ''Ya!,How did u know?'' Callgirl : ''Kab dala kab nikala, pata hi nahi chala.''
Wife: tumhari secretry ne sab k saamne kaha ki tumhari bulli choti he. Is baat ki safai do. Pati:sach to ye ha ki wo saali ka mooh bahut bada hai.
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A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique. '2 inches more & I will be a king.' Suddenly the wife comes in and says,'2 inches less and you will be a queen!'
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Mary has 2 pretty lumps... Pretty lumps... Pretty lumps. Kya bola! Mein galat bol raha hoon... Abey agey toh pad Dhakkan... .............. On her CHEST.
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Girl Friend K Sath Kamre k Andar, Table k uper, Batti k Niche, De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac.... De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac.... Stupid I Am Playing Table Tennis
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A callgirl had sex with a doctor. After climax, She asks : ''R u an ANAESTHETIST?'' Doctor : ''Ya!,How did u know?'' Callgirl : ''Kab dala kab nikala, pata hi nahi chala.''
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