D E S I SMS-07
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Grammer teacher ne poochha : - "Suuny ne khana khay." Iska future tense batao !
Student : - " Sunny tatti jayega ! "
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biwi: gadha saal me 300 baar chadta hai, tumko kya takleef hai..?
husband: bhosddi ki, gadha sirf ek hi gadhi pe nahi chadta hai..
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A man to his wife: How u pregnant without me?
Wife: I am praying ur ID photo daily.
Man: Chuutiya banati hai, photo to passport size hai, samaan kaha hai?
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Comman bitwin wife & swiming pool.
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Dono me thodi der maja karne ke liye maintenance pe jyada kharcha hota he.
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Jindgi ki sabse badi hakikat.
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Pyar me bistar per jane ki bahut jaldi hoti he aur sadi ke baad vahi bister pe sone ki jaldi hoti he....!
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POLICE:Bache ki G@ND Q mari?
MUJRIM:Janab sardi ho gai thi
POLICE:Bacha kahan hai?
MUJRIM:Janab bacha khush hai or is samay msg pad raha hai
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Wife:Shadi se pehle aapne kaha tha ki aapke pas 2 lu nd hain,dusra kahan hai?
Hubby:Woh maine apne driver abdul ko diya hua hai! After 2 weeks
Wife:Mai aapse bahot naraaj hu!
Hubby:Kyu meri jaan?
Wife:Aapne achha waala lu nd toh ABDUL ko diya hua hai!
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Snta:Kya Tum Swimming Jante Ho?
Bnta:Nahi
Snta:Tumse To Kutta Achha Hai
Bnta: Tum Jante Ho?
Snta:Han
Bnta:To Tujhme Or Kutte Me Fark Kya Hai
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Girl: Meri 2 baar Shaadi hoi lekin main kanwari ki kanwari hi rahi.
Boy: wo kaisay
Girl:Pehla shohar na-mard the aur dosra...
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Pathan
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Pthan jb 1 khobsrt lrke ko phsane m nkam hogya tu guse s bola thik hay bche agr tm zindgi bhr apni phol jaisi g@nd s tati krne k kam laina chta hai to teri mrzi
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A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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height of disappointment:
A women finding out that PHILIP's 21 inch was actually a TELEVISION
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Dil kholo pyaar lo,
dimag kholo gyan lo,
hath kholo dosti lo,
chain kholo...
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( () ) maza lo..!
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Pathan 1 ghante se pregnant biwi ko cho d raha tha
Biwi:khan bas karo taqleef ho rahi he
khan: hilo mat.abhi tak bache ka ga nd nai mila he
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kabhi kabhi life mein choti si cheez bhi bahut taqleef deti hai.....
kya nahi....
1 BAAR "PIN" PE GAAAND TEK KE DEKH LE.....
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Santa comes bleeding. Banta: What happened?
Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
Banta: Didnt u hv anything in ur hands?
Santa: I had.
Banta: What?
Santa: His wife's B00Bs!
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Patni:mai maa banne wali hoon. Pati: yeh to badi khushi ki baat hai. Patni: par yeh hi baat jab collage k zamane mein bapu ko boli to woh mujhe bahot mare they.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Bar aur bra mein kya samanta hai. A. 1.Dono mardon k maze k liye hai. 2. Dono pine k liye hai. 3. Jab dono open hojate hai to mardon k hosh ud jate hai.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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