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D E S I SMS-06

BY

GAUTAM KUSHWAHA


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Jokes SmS on Mobile

Ladki- maa ye lund kya hota hai? Maa- tu jab badi hokar achi beti banegi to tujhe b ek milega. Ladki-agar auri bani to? Maa-phir to bahot sare milenge.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133

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Universal Truth. A mother makes her son intelligent in 20 years! But a girl makes him stupid in 2 minutes

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Breaking news- a boy has been raped by a girl. The girl was arrested. When the girl was questioned.. She said- why should boys have all the fun. . .

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Sans or bahu me hamesha anban Q? Q k jis sans ne apne bete ki chaddi 25 saal sambhali. Vo bahu ne 2 minute me utardi

Shaheda Yusuf-Zambia 00260979668625

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A nepali couple named their first baby Bhai chung bhutiya. 2nd baby behen chung bhutiya. 3rd a negro was born they name him kaun hai ye chutiya.

Chinna 9922474903

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Train me wife ne husband se pucha: aaj suhagraat he kuch karo na... Husband bola: samne kya likha he dekho? Chalti gadi me Chadhna mana he...

Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741

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Degrees of girls

BA- beautifull ass.

LLB- lovely lickable breasts

BSC- beautifull sexy cut

MBBS-member.of big boobs society

MBA- married but available.

Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741

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When an apple is green. It is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to

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VOTE no progress. Sale hamesha galat hi soch.

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