D E S I SMS-05
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
GANDU ki 3 nishanyan. 1.bewaqt miscall karega.... 2.gande sms haske pade ga.. 3.neeche mat padna....... ........... ...... JISKAM KO MANA KARO BHOSDIKA ZARUR KAREGA. (NOOR-MH. 9325214014)
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Mallika ne jab chirag gisa to usme se BHOOT nikla aur bola: kya hukum? Mallika: meri pyaas bujha do. BHOOT says: 7up se ya 7 inch se? (NOOR-MH. 9325214014)
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A girl visits dr. for urine test by mistake her report changes. Dr: U R PREGNENT. Girl: O GOD! ab muli ka bhi bharosa nahi raha.! (NOOR-MH. 9325214014)
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SUBSE BADI CHUT COMPETITION mein depasha gadhe ka, karina ghode ka, tannushri haathi ka lund lene k baad bhi nahi jeet pai Q?... q k ye competition MALLIKA ki chut me ho raha tha.
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Abe amine kaha RAILWAYLINE par mad hago. train aa gai to GAND cut jayegi. abhi to hath se GAND dhota hai. tab GAND se hath dhona padega. (RAJ-ALLAHBAD 9336465148)
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Bus ki bher me ek admi aurat k boobs dabat hai AURAT: ye aap sah nahi kar rahe ho. AADMI: ab madam itni bhed mein is se achcha nahi kar sakta.
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Son say parents having sex he asks Dad whats up? DAD: teri maa mein PETROL bhar raha hoon. Son reply Dad maa ka Average check karo abhi chacha bhi tank full kargae hai.
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World smallest resignation latter? DEAR SIR... MAA CHUDA, LUND KHUJA, AB TU HILA, MAI CHALA
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One HAKLA went for a intervies was asked to say INSTITUTE. OBSTITUTE, SUBSTITUTE n he said INKICHUT, AAPKICHUT, SABKICHUT,
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What did one breast say to another breast: sala lafra niche wali gali mein hota hai aur pakda hame jata hai
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GABBAR: ye haath mujhe dede thakur..... THAKUR: lele bhenchod, par subhah 8 baje meri gaand dhone aajana.
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How can i spell CH_TIA without U or GAND_ or ST_PIDE or K_TTE? see how important are U dear.
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Husband: good nighit wife:Kaheki good nighit Pahele band karo light, Phir lund karo tight, Phir karo Fight- Nikalo White, phir i m right Aur phir GOOD MIGHT.
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What is common betwen GAY n CONDECTOR they both shot PICHE SE AAO
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Hindi ki class me teacher ki pant ki zip khuli dekh ladkiya hansrahi thi ye dekh teacher bole: zyada hehe ki to bahar nikal k khada kardunga
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SHARMAJI: yaar vo dekho us ladki k boobs kitne bade hai! VARMAJI:sahee kaha aap ne, are boobs se yaad aaya BHABHIJI KESI HAI?
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OLD MAN: Kya karte ho beta? BOY:ji mai samaj seva karta hoon, gire hue ko uthata hoon, bichde hue ko milata hoon OLDMAN:matlab? BOY: bra banata hoon!
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