D E S I SMS-04
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Wife: gajal muli , lambe baigan lana.
Husband: nahi launga tum iska galat istemaal karogi.
Wife: tumhe Q dard ho raha hai tumhari gaand mein thodi dalungi.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Gaand ko sahi salamat rakhne ke 3 upay.
1. Roz gand dhona
2. Underwear achchi pehna.
3. Mujh se panga mat lena.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Teacher: baccho, kutya aur billiyon ko itne bacche Q hote hai
Student: madam, agar aap bhi unki tarah bina kapde ke gumo to aap ko unse b zyada bachche hoge!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Sex karte waqt-
Boy: Q na hum sadi karle?
Girl: apni awkat mein raho. Sirf driving kaMaza lo gaadi ka malik banne ki koshish mat karo.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Petrol wale ki biwi se pucha gaya: kaisi rahi suhag raat!
Biwi boli: madarchod sari raat lund haath mein liye khada raha aur puchta raha kitna dalu?
(Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Zoo me hathi ka lund dekh beta maa se.
Beta: maa ye kya hai?
Maa: kuch nahi hai
Baap: deka beta teri maa k liye ye b kuch nahi hai!
(Vijay Roni 9887066966)
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3 similer feelings of girls after having sex and exam.
1. Kitna lamba thaa!
2. Kash thoda time aur milta.
3. Phele kitna darr lag raha tha!
(Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Lady to Sarpanch
Lady: mujhe mere pati se talaq chahiye.
Sarpanch: par wo to Kabaddi champion hai.
Lady: ye hi to prob. hai bas chu kar chala jata hai! (Jagdish-Pune 9225638738)
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Doctor Ek 70 saal k mareez se.
Doctor: Babuji niche ki aap ki dono goli nikalni padegi.
Mareez: nikal lo beta, jab bandok hi nahi chalti to goli kis kaam ki! (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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