D E S I SMS-03
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
What is pussy? A. Ghane jungle ke bich vo pavitra gufa jahan lund maharaj khadi mudra me parwesh karte hai aur murchit mudra me bahar nikalte hai.
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Dunya ka sab se bad atankwadi kon? Aurat- jo har rat ek tower girade. Dunya ka sab se bada builder kon? Aurat-jo roz rat ek tower utha de!
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Mobile ek aisi cheez hai jisi log bade ghamand se kahte hai- mera tere se chota hai.
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Ladki Pepsi mange to kya matlab hoga. A. Please enter penis slowly inside. Aa ha pepsi ye dil mange more pepsi k liye hum besharam hai.
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Lady1: talak sy pahle to tumhara ek bachcha tha ab 3 kaise? Lady2. Vo kabhi kabhi mafi mangne aajate hai.
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Boy: chalo kahin viran jagah chalte hai! Girj: tum kuch aisa waisa to nahi karo ge na? Boy: nahi. Girl: to phir rahne do?
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Aap ki Underwear ka rang apke mood ko batata hai!
Red- khatanak.
Black- Sexy
Blue- Romantic
White- Shant
Yellow- abTo ise badal le mamu!
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Boot ne tapasya ki, bhagwaan khush hoke bole: ky chahiye beta? boot: mujhe sexy ladkiyo ka khoon pina hai! Bhagwaan tatastu! Ja beta whisper ban jaa. (Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741)
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Sunhera din: morning me do eggs, dopaher me do pegs. Aur evening me do legs.
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Chuhe aur admi me kya ek jaisa hai A.dono roz naya hole dhunte rahte hai!
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Biology or Sociology me kya farq hai A.agar baccha ho aur sakal bap par jaye to Biology. Aur agar padosi par jaye to Sociology
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Mardon ki tankha aur aurton k M.C Me kya common hai? A.donoMahine mein ek bar aye, panch din rahe aur kisi mahine agar na aye to samjho"teri to wat lag gai"
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Pahle honey moon aur dure honey moon me kya farq hai? A. Pahle me wife bole"how big it is!" Aur dusre me husband bole "how big it is!"
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Desi girl rubber k lund ki dukan mein: wo bada wala lal rang ka dena. Shop-keeper :Sorry madam, vo hamara fire-extinguisher hai!
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Kuch logo ki gand me msg. Padne ka itna bada kida hota hai ki, chahe us chutiye ko kitna b gali pad rahi ho chodika niche tak zaro6 jata hai.
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Ladki ki T-shirt par utri billi dekh ladke ghurne lage. Ladki-kya kabhi bili nahi dekhi? Ladke- dekhi hai par doodh ki rakhwali pahli bar karte dekhi.
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Ek kutya ne char pillon ko jana, ek ne pucha maa! Mera baap kon hai? Kutya boli pata nahi beta wo piche se aya aur piche se hi nikal gaya
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