D E S I SMS-02
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
On the wedding might DESI HUSBAND says: Batao hairan karoon ya pareshan? DESI-WIFE: Dono. He shows his tiny one inch penis and says: kyun hairani hui? WIFE: Ji hui HUSBAND: Ab pareshan karoon? WIFE: Ji karo HUSBAND: Yeh erect hai!
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In uk. two desi saw a porter at a police station, TWO WHITE MEN WANTED FOR RAPE. One desi say: These bloody GORAAS always get the best jobs.
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Ramchandr keh gaye siya se aisa kalyug aaye ga chut chude gi computer se lund khada reh jaye ga. (SANDEEP KUMAR)
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Rajisthani ludkiyan CHURMA banati hai, Gujrati ludkiyan DHOKLA banati hai, Madrasi ludkiyan IDLI banati hai, par NAGPUR ki ludkiyan CHUTYA banati hai.
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Teri dosti sabse pyari ismein koi shaq nahi, teri dosti sabse nyari ismein koi shaq nahi. Sab ne teri gaand mari kya mera koi haq nahi. (RIZWAN PLYWALA-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Ajeeb hai nakhra tera , ajeeb tera style hai. gaand dhone ka dhang nahi aur haath mein mobil hai. (RIZWAN PLYWALA-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Prince ko jab gadde se bahar nikale to usse pucha gaya k kaisa laga. wo bola ye to kuch bhi nahi 5 saal pehle is se bhi chote hole se bahar aya tha. (RIZWAN PLYWALA-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Kiss is a key of love, love is a lock of marriage, marriage is a box of children, children is a problem le india SO STOP KISSING pls save india.
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2nd floor aurat kele wale ko aawaz lagati hai: kele kaise diye kelewala: 8 me 12 aurat: 7 me 13 deta hai to upar aaja.
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Girls hostel ki light chalijati hai ek ladki aawaz lagati hai kisi aadmi ko bulao warden bolti hai: raat bahot ho gai hai mombbatti se kaam chalalo.
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WHAT IS PUDI? Pudi is maal, nothing but kamaal, andar se laal, surrounded by baal, to chode wo nihaal, jo chudwaye wo behaal, SAMJHA LAUDE KE BAAL.
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Boy: bas male hoti ya female? Girl: female q k sab uspar chadte hai Boy: fir wo pregnent q nahi hoti. Girl: q k sab peche se chadte hai.
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star plus pe aaj raat- 8baje dekhiye DESH ME NIKLI HOGI RAAND, 9baje KABHI PUSSY KABHI LUND, 10baje KAHANI LUND LUND KI, 11baje LUND BHI KABHI NUNI THEE.
If you have two ball between your lags then u r a normal man.... if u have four balls between your legs then don't think u r SUPERMAN.... this is just because KOI TERI GAAND MAR RAHA HAI!
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Mom advise girl if boy HUGS u, say DONT if he KISSES u say STOP, next day girl told mom he did both together and i said DONT STOP.
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GABBAR: ye lund mujhe dede thakur THAKUR: dekh gabbar, haath tak thik tha, baki lund se masti nahi, lund chaiye to sms padne wale ka lele khali hai.
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