D E S I B A B A-12
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Profound Gyan: Fcuk a woman just once & she 'll luv u 4 d rest of ur life. Luv a woman just once n she 'll fcuk ur life 4ever
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2 b happy u must hv "PENIS" in ur hand
P=Peace of mind
E=Enduring Luv
N=Never Selfish
I=Independence
S=Sincerity
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n Army Guy Got Married, On 1st Nite realizes Wife Haveing periods, He telegrams to HQ:Red alert on front Extend Leave Reply: From HQ: Attack frm back And report
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Santa, unable to satisfy his wife, took Banta?s advice. While having sex, he asked her: Do u feel any change? Jeeto: Yes, today u r doing it like Banta
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Wat's d definition of lesbian? "yet another woman tryin to do a MAN's job"
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A Chinese man files for divorce Judge: What's the reason? Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come Judge: May be side income
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Ldka ldki ko chodne gya usne ldki ko nanga kya or ulta jhuka kr bola tumhari chut par 1 b baal nhi h Ldki:Bhosri k tu chodne aaya ha ya kangi karne
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Recipe making LOVECAKE Spread 2 LEGS SqueezeMILK-POTS Check with MID-FINGER Add BANANA Work IN and OUT till CREAM rady when BANANA IS SOFT
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Ek bus mein BOYS aur GIRLS antakshari khel rahe the GIRLS ne kaha "hum tumhe haraa k dikhayenge"... BOYS bole.... "hum haar gaye ab dikhao"
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Lady 2 Banta Shopkeeper-vch Shampoo should I hv? Banta-If U want 4 Ur Head,t ake Head & Shoulder, But if U want 4 Hair in d Panty, take Panteen.. !
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