D E S I B A B A-13
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
After Sex- Boy:Janeman Ab Tumhe Wo Hoga Jise Duniya Bachaa Kahti Hai Girl:Mere Choot Ke Ashiq Ab Tumhe Wo Hoga Jise Duniya Aids kahega
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Apni dosti tarha patli tatti ki tarah nahi,jo pani dalne pr b jaaye ! Ye to kabj ka woh lainda hai,jo pani dalne par bhi apne nishan chod de
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Beti:Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa:andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti:Maa fauji Pakistani ha Maa:to bkri ko bhi andar le a
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On first night Wife:aj mera upwaas hai! Husband slaped his wife and said kya mere l!_!nd par ata laga hai jo tera upwas toot jayga...
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HUSBAND: Darling,mujhe neend nahi aarahi, thorha sa Sex hojae? WIFE: Maadarchod, meri "choot" may kya neend ki goliyaan bhari hui ha
Jay Mohite
09921429879
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School ki Ghanti Ghareeb ka Dervaza Aur Lerki Jab bhi Bajaoo ge ........... Bachay he Niklain gay!
Jagdish-Pune 9225638738
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Shadi ki pehli raat husband apni biwi ki choot k andar aik ungli dalta hai. Biwi sharmate hoe: Aik ungli aur dalo na Husband:tunhe seeti bajani hai kya!
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Aaj ma apko salad banany ka tareeka batate hoon.
Sab se pehle
aap
1
kheera lein..
agr
taklef ho rhi ha
to
nikal le
otherwise enjoy
Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044
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Gadi banate hye
Ustaad: Choteyyy 17 number ka pana de....
Ustaad: ooh Aaaaahh!
Thodi der baad
ustaad: oye sale haath main de....
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Girls Reactions to penis Sizes:
..8": Aah marDaala
..7": Oh ya, Oh yes
..6": Oh perfect!
..5": Mm Ok
..4": Push more
..3": Is it in?
Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044
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