D E S I B A B A-12

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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA

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4-4 saal k ladka ladki dono tub me nange naha rahe the. Ladki boli me teri susu pakad lu. Ladka bola nahi apni to tod di, meri b todegi kya?
Jagdish-Pune 9225638738
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recent sex survey report: 10% of girls say "b quick it pains" 10% say "speed is not enough" & the rest 80% say "quick, my husband may cum home @ anytime..!
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Papa papa heart ko kitane pair hote hai? Papa nahi hote hai.phir aap raat ko bol rahe the my sweet heart tange uper karo.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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kissing women @ her 4head is respect, Lips s luv, Neck s lust, Cheek s heroism, BUT, In front of her HUSBAND is "BRAVERY
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Grl:Can I kis a boy Pandit:RAM-RAM-RAM Grl:Can I kis a man Pandit:HARE KRISHNA HARE KRISHNA Grl:Can i kis u Pandit:SHRI GANESHAY NAMAH.
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Shaadi hone k bad ladkiyan maang me sindoor kyo bharti hai? socho Kyonki isse ladko ko pata chal jata hai ki is 'plot' ka bhumi pujan ho gaya hai.
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Man to his wife after their first Night: U don't make any noise like "Ah, Uh,Oh" during sex, why? Wife-I stopped that habit whn i was 18!
Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044
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Le teri girlfriend ko kiss kiya,


jo ukhadna hai ukhadle..
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Old man: Doc ever since my heart transplant I always think of sex and money.Have I grown young?Doc: Not really.The heart was of a prostitute
Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044
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Girlfrnd: I m pregnant. Boyfrnd: are you sure its mine. Girlfrnd starts crying & says "sab log aise kahenge to mai kaha jaungi"
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