D E S I B A B A-11
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Chinese couple Mr. & Mrs. Hua got twins without marriage. What did they name them?!!!? JO-hua, SO-hua!
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What's the similarity between women & folding chair? Both are useless unless until u don't open their legs.
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Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife? Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!
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aik pathan suhag raat ko kuch kiye bina biwi ke sath razai orh ke so gaya. thori dair baad biwi boli: khan ji! meri taangon ke beech main sorakh hai pathan bola: tabhi main soch raha hoon ke ye thandi hawa kahan se aa rahi hai
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Define contraceptive pill.... Its d second best thing that a woman can keep in her mouth 2 avoid pregnancy... Now dont ask wats the first thing..!!
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A KIND KISS is on FOREHEAD, A SWEET KISS on CHEEKS, A PASSIONATE on LIPS, A ROMANTIC on NECK, but seriously D HOTTEST KISS is on. ASS
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Define true music lover.
Ans: A girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is usng his ears & not his eyes.
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Rape case-
vakeel to girl aap bata sakti hai aadmi kaun tha?
Girl-koi bahar ka tha.
Vk-kyo?
Girl-itna bada hamare mohalle me kisika nahi hai..... !
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wife is ur right hand... but where there is absence of wife... ur right hand is ur wife
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Kid Noukrani se Rat ko tm mere Papa ki nono ko mouh me le kr andr bahir Q kr rhi thi? Noukrani Confused Wo na mei tmhari Mama k liye usey saf kar rahi thi
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