D E S I B A B A-09
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Chhatri aur chhokri mein kya fark hai. A.Chhatri ko button daba kar kholna padta hai. Aur chhokri ko button khol kar dabana padta hai.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Teacher to Student: Khushi k mare chhati phool jana. Ise English me bolo. Student: due to happiness his chest change into breast.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Teacher class room me apne baby ko doodh pilate hue: ale ale mela beta doodh pi k doctor banega! Student: thoda humein bhi pilado kam se kam M.R to banjayege.
A. Malik 9226217133
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Viagra aur goverment office mein kya samanta hai?
Simple, Dono aapko 2 minute k kaam k liye ek ghanta khada rakhte hai!
9872074700
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Two lovers were sitting alone. The boy started touching gal. Girl:dont touch me al diz afta merried. Boy: ok cal me wen u get merried..
Nafees-Malawi 02658476676
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Girl:bas bi karo,kisine dekh liya to? Boy:kuch nahi hoga. Tum bas seedhi raho aur thoda khol kar rakho. Plz thoda karne do.
Agar nahi dikhaya to me fail ho jaunga!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Gal 2 Dr-mere chut me mobile chla gaya hai. 2 din se vibrating mode me hai. Dr-dont wory abhi nikal deta hu. Girl:nikako nahi bas uski battry charge karna hai.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Manager caught in rape case. Judge: waardat ki tarikh? Police: 30 june. Lawyer: impossible moth end ki tension me lund kabhi khada ho hi nahi sakta!!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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A lady lost her3 panties and she blamed her naukrani in front of her husband. Naukrani said: sahab aap ko pata hai na main panty nahi pahanti.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Girls & boy lost in a jungle. After 2 days of strugle for food and water, girl said- dear fuck me. Boy: why! Girl-Abe kuch to andar jayega.
Rajesh Patil-Nagpur 9226269217
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