D E S I B A B A-08
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Poem just for U... A friend like you is not like BOOBS which get SUCKED, not like PUSSY which gets FUCKED but you are like a PENIS, which stands when needed. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)?
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Paisa GAND ki tarha hota hai, hota sab k pas hai par dena koi nahi chahta. Updesh LUND ki tarha hai dena sab chahte hai lema koi nahi chahta. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
Wife HALWA liye mehman k samne Puri nangi aajati hai. HUSBAND:haramzadi yeh kya hai. WIFE: recipy book mein likha tha SERVE HOT WITHOUT DRESSING.
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Mujhe Police ne bahot mara, ek hi baat buchi, tera woh Dost kahan hai jo 50 rupay mein 3 bar gand marne deta hai, mar khaya, par mere dost teri dosti ki kasam tera naam nahi liya.
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DOGS DOING SEX. SON: papa ye kya kar raha hai? PAPA: Beta, peche wala samne wale k sahare chal raha hai. SON: Papa ghor kalyug aagaya hai, aaj jisko sahara do wahi gand marta hai.
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Ek aadmi ko 2 lund rahte hai, woh doctor k pas jata hai. MAREEZ:- Doctor sab mujhe ek lund zyada hai, mai kya karun. DOCTOR:- Matlab tumhe bhi meri tarha 4 lund hai.
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BOY: Tu kitni kali hai. GIRL:tere baap ka kya jata hai. BOY: Mera baap ka jata to tu kali nahi gori hoti.
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SAAS: Haramzadi 8 saal baad bachcha di woh bhi ladki. BAHU: Chup kar budhya tere ladke k bharose rahti to ye bhi nahi hoti. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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HUSBAND: Shadi k bad zindagi kutte jaisi hogai. WIFE: Kutte se kya barabri karte ho vo to chut mein lund dal k ghanto chodta hai tumhari to 2 mint ne gand fat jati hai. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Malkin: tu kisi kaam mein achchi nahi. Nokrani:bistar mein tum se achchi hun. Malkin: ye tujhe saab ne kaha. Nokrani: Nahi Driver bol raha tha. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Panditji fati dhoti me mndir me matha tekne ko jhuke to 1 aurat ne uski gand gulak samajh 1Rupya dal diya. Pandit bola: thoda age hath karke ab GHANTI bhi Baja do!
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BAP-maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai vo bhagyawati hai, Sarswati hai, Rupwati hai BETA-par me ek ladki se pyaar karta hun wo GARBHWATI hai.
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GIRL: Arre, itna bada? munh me kaise lungi? BOY:muh to kholo. GIRL: Chhee! saare kapde gile kar diye! BOY:aur... logi GIRL: na baba! yeh PANiPURi tum hi khao!
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MAA: Beti, wo ladka theek nahi hai. BETI: Nahin maa wo Doctor banega, usne to meri wo bimari bhi thik jo mujhe har MAHINEE hoti thi. (SAJJU BABY-KARACHI PAKISTAN 923212898276)
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Any asked girl why where is a sound of ssshhhh... when u pass urine? Girl replied we don't have a 7 inch silenser like you...!! (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Beta ye lo 20 rs mummy se mat bolna main AAYA k sath soya tha. BETA: dad aap bahut kanjus ho, mummy pure 50 rs deti hai jab woh DRIVER k sath soti hai. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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SON: papa, mai kaise paida hua? PAPA: beta, mandir me manat mang kar.. SON:aur aap? PAPA: aise hi. SON: kya humare ghar mein chodne ka rewaj nahi hai kya.? (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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