D E S I B A B A-07
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
FRIENDSHIP like hair on PENIS, every time u shave, it grows again and again and become harder and harder, thanks being my LAWDE KE BAAL (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Cycle aur ladki mein kaya difference hai... Cycle mein gaand rakh kar tange hilana padta hai aur ladki mein tange rakh kar gaand hilana padta hai..! (A.SHAHID-ALIGARH 9897275860)
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NEWTON BRA LOW: Elasticity of a bra is directly proportional to weight of two boobs and inversly proportional to distance B/W 2 nipples. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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BUS STOP pe ek ladki whisper ka packet lekar khadi thi, BHIKARI: kuch dedo... LADKI:kuch nahi hai. BHIKARI:yeh... bred ka packet dedo, LADKI:kal aana sos laga kar dungi. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon? Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon.
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Man running after a bus and catches it and asks the driver ye bus tera ma lagti hai? Nahin To kya behan lagth hai? Nahin to phir chadne kyon nahin deta?
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The wife was crying in pain as Husband was trying to Fuck her in the ass. Husband says: Oye zyada rone ki zarrurat nahin mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai.
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HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind? WIFE:that you are a HOMOSEXUAL.
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Q: what four letter word starts with F and ends with K and he a man can't get th he user his hands? Ans:FORK.
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What is the best family planning slogan on a municipal bus? ans: krpaya aage nahin peeche se chadiye.
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Ek aadmi ne apni maike gayi hui pregnant bewi ko sms kia kaisi ho?... Thodi der bad woh aadmi zor zorse nachne laga kyo?... mobile par report aay DELIVEREDVISHAL. (ALTAF HUSAIN-NANDURBAR 9423940794)
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Teen dost apas mein gand mara rahe the, achanak police ka chapa pada, ek pakda gaya, dosra bhag gaya aur tisra yeh sms padh raha hai. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Ek gandu ek ladki ko chod raha tha. Chodte hue puchta hai tera boyfriend kahan hai. ladki kehti hai, tum bas chodte raho wo bhosdi ka abhi sms padh raha hai. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Ladki ne jeans utari aur apne boyfriend se kaha mujhe ladki hone ka eahsas karao ladke ne b jeans utari aur bola jao dono jeans dhokar laoo
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Kya aapke paas hai. sulagta jism? kap-kapaate hont Thar-tharata badan ladkhadati awaz, nashile aankhen? AGAR HAI TO SORRY APKO DENGUE HAI...
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Ek ladki ko koi umgli karke bhag gaya. piche 65 sal ka baba tha, ladki boli baba miss cal aap ne ki? baba dhoti uthakar: meri to validty khatm ho gai hai.
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What is the difference between a person who is committing sucide and a virgin? one is trying to die... the other is dying to try.
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